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Author Topic: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)  (Read 100552 times)

The Mad Engineer

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2009, 03:21:47 pm »

We are currently tied for staircase or eye  (Pic counts as an extra vote)

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2009, 03:29:58 pm »

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Myroc

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2009, 03:31:36 pm »

Fine, go through the door with the eye then. Don't blame me when divine judgement is exacted upon us him.
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The Mad Engineer

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2009, 03:34:43 pm »

John becomes tired of the bickering in his head.  He decides to go through the eye door, and ignore all voices that come after.

*Time to draw.

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2009, 09:50:34 pm »

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Hi, it's me, your common sense again!
Oh, and morality called in sick, so I'll be doing her job from now on to.

Aright, so lets analyse this situation, chronologically:
1)The anthropomorphic fruit here seem to poses knowledge about this realm, and it's advice is
probably valuable. HOWEVER, it seems to like most things here be rather insane, it seems at least
obsessive-compulsive to acquire dentistry.
2) "teeth" != "no";
3) The androgynous abstract semi-angelic thing (you really should have asked for its name) I
judge as a force to count on, having eaten all those things implies having killed them first, as they
are unlikely to have volunteered to the position of dinner. It also make a point of not having eaten
you, this can either be a sign it is/was friendly to you.
It recognizes you by the name "scavenger", a rather infamous person who apparently destroyed
the world. Seemingly you were not always a very good person.
4) YOU betrayed a friend, you destroyed the world, you put good people into eternal torment, YOU
HAVE TO SET RIGHT WHAT YOU DID WRONG. YOU WERE BAD; NOW YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD. GIVE
HIM BACK HIS LEGS; HIS LIFE; HIS WORLD.
4) About the exits, all of them seem like traps really. However this place and everyone you've
meet here is clearly insane, so that kind of signs do not necessarily apply. Whichever one you
choose make sure you watch out carefully, do not let your guard be dropped, and do not let it
close behind you as it might be impossible to open it again.
5) Be careful, this place has a lower average sanity level than most asylums, and the inhabitants
you have talked to do not appear to always that way. the conclusion is that THIS PLACE DRIVES
PEOPLE MAD, and we have no reason to think you are immune to this effect, in fact you're already
hearing voices after all. This place is like neverland, or the other side of Alices mirror. Bad things
happen here, and if you are not careful you will end up like apple, or angel, or worse..
6) When this is how your SANITY and COMMON SENSE sounds, it's bad.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2009, 10:07:42 pm »

I shouldn't even have to tell you not to listen to him, right?
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2009, 10:08:57 pm »

Common sense is boring. I mean, he's just so long winded!
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2009, 10:10:37 pm »

You were right about many things, Armok.

Other things... not so much.

One point that I am glad we got to, however, was the choosing of a portal.

If you had stayed any longer...









The owl can never have enough teeth.

Anyways (Not anywho), John is busy teleporting.  He does not have time for sanity, or common sense.

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2009, 10:21:14 am »

Double post.  I'm ashamed  :-[

The world is burning...
Burning to the ground!

Peace is finally found,
Fire is the only sound!














John: "Phew!  It was all just a dream.  No creepy owl, no weird doll thing, and most of all, NO EXAM!

Now, if I only knew where that music was coming from..."

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #54 on: April 13, 2009, 10:29:17 am »

*ring ring*
Hey, John, it's me. Nuke.
Uh, just calling to say, go through the door with the eye-triangle on it.
Oh, and don't listen to any crazy voices.
*click*
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2009, 10:34:26 am »

Hey, where did your hat go? Can you hear me? Put on your hat so i can talk with you!

...

Time for plan B. This will take a while...
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2009, 02:53:42 pm »

Can anyone tell what it says on the wall? I left my glasses in the hat.

Also, if you can talk to the kid, tell him to check the closet first. No, scrach that, find a weapon first.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 03:06:47 pm »

...this should work...nope, how about...

Ah, finally, can you hear me? Good. Open the closet and get some clothing. Can't run around destroying the world in only your underwear, can you?

Oh, and then walk through the door with the strange eye-symbol.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2009, 03:13:50 pm »

Obtain the hat in the closet. you know which one.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail
« Reply #59 on: April 13, 2009, 04:05:13 pm »

*Mother comes through the door*
HI JOHN! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!
*Slam*
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