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[Dragooble]

More specifically that red girl in the Dark alleyway.

[Myroc]

That red and slightly feminine person in that alleyway looks rather suspicious. Investigate, but be on your guard.

[Armok]

Seduce her!

[Myroc]

A note: We're not even sure if it IS a female person, we're just assuming so.

[Siquo]

Seduce him/her/it!

[The Mad Engineer]

*Talk to NPCs*

John talks to the funny people in top hats.  At any impuse, they immediately scream out:

They do not appear to be capable of doing anything else.

More specifically that red girl in the Dark alleyway.

John decides to approach the dark figure in the alleyway.  But as soon as he does, she runs off!  John pursues her:


Conversation initiated!

(Say hello to Runaway, everyone  )

[Luke_Prowler]

Seems like you landed into a Kobayashi Maru this time.
A what?
No-win situation
Oh
What if he just talks to her?
And how has that worked out so far?

[Tradanbattlan]

"Wait! I'm not all that bad of a guy! I'm totally not gonna kill you!"
_{dismiss the thought of murder}

[The Mad Engineer]

*She looks taken aback, as if you had just strayed from an anticipated script*

John:  "Wait!  I'm not all that bad of a guy!"
Runaway:  "Um...  You tear off my arm, gouge out my eye, and erase half of my memories, leaving only a few behind, and you say that you're NOT a bad person?!"

John:  "I'm totally not gonna kill you!"
Runaway:  "What do you mean, you're not going to kill me?  That's not what they told me!  That's not what I remember of you!"

[Luke_Prowler]

"To be honest, I'm %100 sure what's going on either. Must be something in the water"

[The Mad Engineer]

"From what I remember, you were pretty sane when you tried to murder me before.  Are you saying that you're crazy now?  Because you aren't. 

I can tell."

[Tradanbattlan]

"Seriously. I wouldn't dare kill someone in cold blood."
Smile.

[The Mad Engineer]

Frowning, she takes a step back.

"Why are you here, Scavenger King?"

[Luke_Prowler]

[Elvis impersonation]"lets just say an old friend told me to drop by, uh huh"[/Elvis impersonation]

[Tradanbattlan]

[Elvis impersonation]"lets just say an old friend told me to drop by, uh huh"[/Elvis impersonation]

This.