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[The Mad Engineer]

Sorry about the technical issues.


Stupid draconian imageshack...

[NUKE9.13]

Johne!
Summon thine pills! With them thou shalt standeth firm against thee oncoming beasts!

[The Mad Engineer]

You do not have pills in your inventory.

[NUKE9.13]

Botherations!
'twas a pleasure knowing thee, johne. I shallt see thou in thy next life. I shall leaveth now. Mine parting advice is to draw thine crown in the dust. Mayhaps this painting shall then yield you rewards. But I doubt it, thou art an failure of a king. 
Farewell!

[The Mad Engineer]

*Sigh*


Perhaps walking AWAY from the approaching army could result in a more lively future for our charge!

[Dragooble]

john. the space time continuum seems to be impeding your progress towards the dust cloud. perhaps moving away from the dust cloud shall yield better results.

[The Mad Engineer]

Sorry for the railroad, guys.  But I have some cool things planned, I promise!  (I'm also too tired to draw a "Game over" screen.  Further intervention of the plot will not occur.  I just don't want this to stagnate, and a "just walk away" puzzle was probably too obtuse in the first place...)

John runs away from the approaching army, into unknown territory.

He runs into a tree, beneath the yellow sky, with a suspicious figure upon a branch...



Conversation initiated!

[Myroc]

*Assumes a loud enough voice for the vulture to hear*

Tell us what is going on NOW, or we will kill you were you stand.

[The Mad Engineer]

"Why so angry, John?  We're only trying to help you.  We can show you the way out of here..."

[NUKE9.13]

"Head my words, clock-who-hangs-on-necks. I am scavenger, and I have been and am and shall be again. I am the lord of the rats for I did best their king at dancing. I wield the Demonic Eye Crown and the Giant Scissors. I am advised by the Apple Of Wisdom. I am the enemy of Many and the friend of the Rats.
Yet I am also a confused young lad plagued by crazy voices who really needs to study for his test and DOES NOT NEED TO BE CONFIRMED OF HIS LACK OF CAT-LIKE FEATURES AND DOES NOT TRUST THE RAINBOW SNAIL
SO TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON OR YOU WILL SUFFER"

[The Mad Engineer]

"Ha ha.  There's no need for threats.  All of us want to know what's going on.  Its part of our nature.  Scavengers like you and me were made to be curious.  We could lead you out of here, and then you could learn what you need to know.  What do you say?

We'd never do something to hurt you, John."

[NUKE9.13]

*sigh*
"Fine, lead me out, clock man."

[Myroc]

Wait wait wait, what was that you said? "Scavengers like you and me"? You are also a scavenger?

[Org]

John.

Grab the pills.           Grab the pills.

[NUKE9.13]

Wait wait wait, what was that you said? "Scavengers like you and me"? You are also a scavenger?

(I am begging to feel as if 'tis not the clock doing the talking)