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Author Topic: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)  (Read 100558 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1110 on: February 08, 2011, 04:55:18 pm »

Access inventory!

Pull a tooth!

Obtain help!

(But the apple is gone!)

Shut up, Logic. We have no use for you here.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1111 on: February 08, 2011, 07:03:08 pm »

Maybe it would help to review past posts?

An item gained earlier?

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1112 on: February 08, 2011, 07:05:27 pm »

the gun the gun the gun!!!
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1113 on: February 08, 2011, 07:44:12 pm »

Oh, I know this one!
Plug the controller into the second port!

...The what?

For the last time.
Not.
A.
Video game.

Idiot.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1114 on: February 08, 2011, 08:18:28 pm »

*beep beep beep*

:<"My cell phone's almost dead... Not that it will matter soon!">

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1115 on: February 08, 2011, 08:38:30 pm »

Call a friend.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1116 on: February 08, 2011, 09:19:44 pm »

Yay!
Hint :]

Well, that is rather helpful.
Almost...
Suspiciously so.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1117 on: February 08, 2011, 09:47:02 pm »

I just got it! THE CARD! Remember the card that the vulture in disguise gave us? The GleeJoy card with the number on it?

Call that number, sofia, dial it right now and tell them whats happening right now.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/08/11)
« Reply #1118 on: February 08, 2011, 09:54:59 pm »

Does the angle have the scare under her eye allready?
If not, shank her in the face with a pointy object and give her a large cut.
Angels aren't supposed to bleed.
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The Mad Engineer

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)
« Reply #1119 on: February 08, 2011, 11:37:13 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*Ring Ring*

:"Thank you for calling GleeJoy Industries!  This call may be monitored for quality purposes.  How can we make your day happier?

:"TECH SUPPORT!  TECH SUPPORT!"

:"Do you wish to speak to a friendly representative?"

:"I'm about to DIE!"

:"Death is a natural part of your life cycle.  Stay calm and think happy thoughts  :D  You will be refunded after your departure if existence has not been up to our high standards* preexisting conditions may apply"

:"AN ANGEL IS TRYING TO KILL ME!"

:"..."

:"Please hold..."    *click!*

:<"Damn, batteries are dead!  I'm fucked!">

meanwhile...



soon..



back on the ground...





:"No...nonononononoNO!  I was so close...I...I've failed everyone.

Was it even possible in the first place?"

:"What are you talking about?  Why have you been trying to kill me?!"

:"All I wanted to do was end recursion, stop the pain, the endless repetition!"

If I didn't survive the Greylands, this whole mess would have collapsed in on itself!  We wouldn't have had to relieve the betrayal again!   We could have had peace...










I...I suppose that we shall forever remain the Lady Prey."



:" Ah!
Void, nothing left!
And no where else to go.

I have seen the world you have constructed,
and it pains me to my core.
I cannot understand it - I will not.
There is no reason or logic,
nothing concrete, exact, or meaningful to me.

You live amongst the vultures, draped in gaudy colours,
I am repulsed by the facade you so excel in.
You are too fascinated, and too proficient at the act,
that it makes me fear for your sincerety.

Oh!  How can I love that which is Sophia,
when her very soul is alien to me?

It is not that I despise it, or loathe
the strange interested that have captivated you.
I am unable to comprehend, and so I reject!
I distrust this place which you have
so forged out of madness.

The night descends in what was once a place for me.
Ridiculous motifs and symbols wrack an overtaxed mind,
strangled by stagnation and introspection.

I ask the why until the why is being asked
for the reasons why, and it is all based
on void, nothing!

The denizens of my star-strewn ruins clutch
at telescopes, and other machines of thought, watching
you, scrutinizing your mind.  They do not understand,

and I do not understand."





Purge...  Purge...  Purge...





We're sorry!  Your world has performed (9999) illegal operations and will be shut down {Limited to, but not excluding:  Administrator permaban [error code 0666];  World Burning [Error code 0179];  Dancing [Error: Error code not found [Error code 001]]}





We apologize for the inconvenience.  Have a nice day!










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« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 11:54:59 pm by The Mad Engineer »
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)
« Reply #1120 on: February 09, 2011, 12:06:50 am »

...Scratches?
No.
It is obviously Sophia.
Who is now.
An Angel?

That means that Melancholic won.
I think.

No
I Have Gained Little
Though It Pains Me To Admit


Yay! :]
The Happy People saved us! :]:]:]

Oh shut up.
Nobody cares.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)
« Reply #1121 on: February 09, 2011, 12:37:22 am »

The scar. It is on the wrong side. Perhaps it is a mirror?
Failing that, it could be a new person,
but the shirt tells otherwise.

Can you hear us now, Little one?

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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)
« Reply #1122 on: February 09, 2011, 12:53:15 am »

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

SUCCESS!!! HELLS YEAH!!

Om nom nom nom...  :D

Well then, now thats out of the way, lets take a look around.

Check status.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)
« Reply #1123 on: February 09, 2011, 01:22:47 am »

All roads leads forward, into the unknown. But this one is different. It holds TWO unknowns.

Turn around, see what lies away from the floating citadel.
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Re: Do not trust the Rainbow Snail (Updated 2/09/11)
« Reply #1124 on: February 09, 2011, 01:27:21 am »

lol john has a halo made out of a clock?.. i have a feeling he escaped the gleejoy system and is still alive.

also yes look in the oposite direction of the floating city.
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