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[ein]

I tried growing a beard... For some reason it made everyone go "TERRORIST! YOU DID 9/11!"... I hated that period of my life.

People like this are idiots.
'Nuff said.

[alway]

Sadly, I am only 16... So my parents make me shave at least twice a month. But each time I shave slightly less on the sides, to the point where it now looks somewhat like wolverine. As long as they don't notice I'm doing it, I may have a beard in the next 6 months! 

[Areyar]

hmm.
Yeah I like to wear drab colours with lots of pockets, so usually I look like one of those veteran bums.
olive green stain spattered pants, greenish cotton blouse, a denim jacket, too fluffy long hair inna tail and a beard ranging from one week studentesque, via Osama-style to end in bristly dwarf.
Also sometimes no beard but instead a Bandit moustachio. But everyone tells me those are lame...only more reason to grow one IMO.

[Tormy]

I tried growing a beard... For some reason it made everyone go "TERRORIST! YOU DID 9/11!"... I hated that period of my life.

People like this are idiots.
'Nuff said.

Indeed. Those people are ignorant...

[Dakk]

I tried growing a beard... For some reason it made everyone go "TERRORIST! YOU DID 9/11!"... I hated that period of my life.

People like this are idiots.
'Nuff said.

Indeed. Those people are ignorant...

Thief!Terrorist! Protect the hoardmegraproject from the skulkingbearded scum!

 

[mattmoss]

This was my dwarfy beard at its best:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm kinda wild-eyed because I was downing coffees for several hours while sitting on the floor of the airport with my laptop after a flight had been cancelled.

[Eroing]

At last, my beard is up on the forum! :-)

[PTTG??]

This is a forumite. It menaces with spikes of hair.

[darkrider2]

I tried growing a beard... For some reason it made everyone go "TERRORIST! YOU DID 9/11!"... I hated that period of my life.

People like this are idiots.
'Nuff said.

Indeed. Those people are ignorant...

Thief!Terrorist! Protect the hoardmegraproject from the skulkingbearded scum!

 

hehe, one of my friends is from Isreal (sp?), his beard gets pretty bad, but the terrorist jokes almost never get old.

Also this

[rdwulfe]

I can do a pretty good dwarf beard.. Had about 2 inches at one point, but all my food began to have the texture of shredded wheat, so I trimmed back down to a thin beard I like. I'll see if I can get some pics.

[Kazang]

This is a forumite. It menaces with spikes of hair.

Haha awesome.

I feel I should post mine but alas I have no pics here.  Don't have a camera and never bother to get pictures of myself of people.  It's not super dwarfy as I have to look respectable sometimes but I will see if I can get pics of the beard.

[Ravenplucker]

This is the most genuine thing you have ever seen in your life.

http://s624.photobucket.com/albums/tt323/Ravenplucker/?action-view&current=beard.jpg

You know it to be true.

EDIT: don't think it worked properly, first time posting image...

[vogonpoet]

Dwarfy? Maybe a bit.

Spoiler:  Err, I seem to have image size issues (click to show/hide)

Serious issues.

[de5me7]

And a cool 'stache.

I have to call you out on this - there is no such thing as a "cool 'stache".  No mustache has ever looked like anything more than a bad decision.

Except Sam Elliots'.  His is the exception. 

LIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4PN7Xbexq4


Moustache = awesome


i i can surive ichy beard syndrome i can get a decent face full of fuzz, but i usualy go the side boards or moustache route.

[Lawec]

I can grow a bigger beard than those around my age, but I cant grow a moustache at all.