Turn 4
Auburn - 4
You grab two sheets, wearing one around yourself like a cloak. You tell them men not to leave you behind their jerks as you run towards them.
Frey - 1 (+1)
You run to the men, meeting them about 20 feet from the others, and swing. You miss. Twice. Three times.
Jed - 4
You kinda-stumble kinda-charge at the men, and slam into them. All three of you fall over, you are on top of one of them. You can't tell if you've hurt them or not.
Errol - 1
You're not holding a sheet, I'm assuming you mean the chunk of wood. You accidentally slap yourself in the face while gesturing, and you trip and fall on the chunk of wood. It sticks into your stomach and you scream in pain.
Korgan - 4 (Real die gave me this pattern, no joke.)
You advance on the men, who have been knocked onto the floor by the fat man. You beginning kicking the recovering one in the face as hard as you can, until he stops trying to get up. You then kick the other one (the one the fat man is laying on) in the same way. You knock them both out, but your foot is sore afterward.
woose1
You stand and do absolutely nothing for the turn.
Statuses
Auburn - wearing white pajamas and a sheet, holding a sheet
Frey - wearing white pajamas (strength bonus for one more turn)
Jed - wearing white pajamas, prone, sprained ankle
Dreepy - wearing white pajamas
Errol - wearing white pajamas, prone, punctured stomach, heavy bleeding, extreme pain (-1 on everything until pain eases)
Korgan - wearing white pajamas with blood covered foot
That 1-4 thing was pretty crazy.