I use my illusionary magic to convince myself that I am unharmed, while conveniently forgetting that it's only an illusion. Creativity.
5- You manage to convince yourself you're not hurt. The pain dissipates! The bruising remains! You wonder why you're so stiff, but muscles are not easily fooled.
I totally make a android wearing that costume,bring it to sentient life via voodoo,and name it Fred.
3- You manage to botch it up and for some reason create a sentient costume that can neither move nor speak. In fact, there's no way to tell it's sentient. I guess it remains unchanged, except now it harbors an intense hatred towards moths.
Craft. Artillery.
1- You manage to create, using a tube, ammonium nitrate, an old woman and a severe lack of common sense, an ingenious way to blow your leg off.
Oh Jesus man.
You blew off your leg,
Heavily bleeding.I ask the mayor if there are any megabeasts that need slaying. As he tells me the answer, I get to work creating a new, working but soulless body out of electricity.
6- The mayor mentions that a colossus lives in a cave (in the woods, surprise, surprise) but hasn't been bothering anyone. You ignore this and channel blasphemous energy into bringing forth a totally smooth, hairless body from the dirt. It looks like a mannequin. Freaky. Using your lightning, you animate it. It's alive! IT'S A LIWHATTHEFUCKOHNODUDEOHNO - you're sucked into the mannequin.
You are
inhabiting a mannequinI shoot two firebolts at the elves.
5- Blam! Blam! Roll to dodge! (1-1)(2-1) Both elves are caught in the chest, and by surprise! The flames burst over their bodies! (3+1)(5+1) The first elf collapses, screaming, whilst the second crisps on the spot, in an overly gory fashion. The first elf is now
severely wounded. He manages to beat the flames off, barely, but his screams have obviously attracted attention. They were loud enough to wake the dead. You advance to
very strong fire powersI hop on Peter, and begin riding to the river. On my way, I will practice using TK to throw stuff around(trees, boulders, guy who insulted my mother et.ced.)
6- You head across the river, stopping at the smell of burnt meat. For a giggle, you pick up the dead dude and feed him to your spider, without touching him.
Oh the fun you have.
You have advanced to
very strong TK powersI sit and ponder just what exactly I should do.
2- You try to consider what to do next but instead get distracted and think about a way to make the theory of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen entanglement on supraquantum structures by induction through nonlinear transuranic crystal of extremely long wavelength pulse from mode-locked source array possible. But as if that's going to change anything.
Cascade your ass.
upgrade my crossbow
2- Diverging to fiddle with your crossbow, as you're so wont to do, you discover a way to increase its stopping power tenfold!
Aim it at the target.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I disassemble the fountain for its treachery. Disassemble it with rage. But softly.
3- Using a pair of tweezers, you begin to dismantle the fountain, speck by speck.
Good luck with that.
I search around and i will activate Invisibility if it isnt already active.
1- Invisibility go!
You walk into a wall. It's called Immediate Semi-Incorporeal Confusion. It's a bugger, but there you go.
I convince Binky to calm down, then transform into a jet.
4- Binky manages to calm down, which isn't hard for him. He stands stock still, totally at peace with the world.
He also manages to convey, without speaking, his total contempt for the idea of turning himself into a jet. Seriously. You feel ashamed for having mentioned it.
[Regarding Gruffybears' action] Wait, maybe I should help him. I am very bouncy, so I could grab you and bounce very high, dropping you at the highest point. Because flying ability is increased with starting point altitude. Everybody knows that.
5- You grab Gruffybears. Unfortunately, Binky is too heavy. Both of you catapult into the sky, whereupon you let Gruffybears go. He's so high it'll take a turn to hit the ground. You however, having experience with this, manage to land much sooner, and safer.
Pacho, Little, and Mattyb3 all win a Severe Stomach Ache.
OtherBinky watches Gruffybears impassively.
Peter munches on Elf.
The hand? The hand crawls towards the forest, a determined gleam in it's... fingernails. Today is the first day, of the rest of its unlife.
EnemiesThe elf attempts to crawl away. (1) It dies.
You can hear war cries in the distance.
A group is crashing through the forest.
Somewhere far, far to the north, a battle rages.
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