Turn 33Why are you keeping a tab on that arm?
My action: Leap back onto the back of Binky and head north. If anyone wants a lift, they can hang on to his giant bootstraps.
2- He has bootstraps now?
BINKY ABHORS BOOTSTRAPS. HE WILL NOT LET YOU RIDE HIM AFTER SAYING THAT!
I find Frelock, then hug him while begging him to cure me.
2- You find Frelock and insult his mother, damn near begging him to hewer you. Into a sausage.
I try to learn more about this Gm laziness 'quantum' so that I can use it better later.
By. Uh.
Asking whatever the closest inanimate object is. They should know quite a lot about it.
4- Conversing with a nearby fountain, you learn many things. One of these things is the astronomical power and effects of quantum. You see, quantum can cause pretty much damn anything, and is also known as the handwave of the universe. It cannot be harnessed, for it comes to all.
QUANTUM FHTANG!
I drink the elf's blood, then walk into town. Make sure to wipe off the blood first. I then compliment the mayor on how delicious--I mean, plum--I MEAN, JUICY--Fuck it, I hug the mayor, and give him a pat on the back. During this time, I bite his neck and drink his blood.
6- You drink the Elfs blood and feel
regunvinated (and you know what? I'm keeping that mistake in. It's a sunwalker thing). You then head into town, but due to the fact that rounds last maybe a few minutes, you don't have time to drink the mayors blood. You do, however, complement him on his
fabulous tie.
Call the artillery to destroy that shop owner's house.
2- I see several problems.
I go north.
6- You head into the woods! The foliage is lush and green and the place is cool. Walking past a pretty stream, you stop. It's quiet... far too quie- two elves jump out, naked, but armed with crude bludgeoning tools. They look insane but at least they're not blowing things up with their minds. They seem surprised to see you. Maybe they were out hunting.
Encouraged by my god's words, I grab the man by the neck and use my powers to force him to obey me. MAKE ME THAT WEAPON!
Also, having him attach the web spinners onto the hilt would be awesome. Even more awesome if it actually produced bloody silk! =D
1+2- You manage to convince the man to take the weapon and see what he can do with it. He's doing something with it.
Ill head out of town and go north
4- Heading out of town, you head into the forest. You stumble across poor Errol. Huh. What's all this then?
I get to the bar the arm's at and offer it a ride when it wants to.
I do this riding Shoruke, of course. Merrily bouncing.
5- Bouncing happily out to the bar, you park the springy Shoruke outside and walk into the bar. You ask the dazed arm if he wants a ride. He flips you off.
Bastard. You head back and mount up, almost bruising your nether regions on the bouncing horse.
I seek out a doctor or other person capable of healing my broken arms.
5- You manage to find a travelling healer with a dog in tow and beg of him for remedy. He looks you up and down and then his dog humps your leg.
Uh...
Your leg is fixed. That... wasn't quantum... that was weird...
I will consider on how to gain more undead minions.
5- Oh my dark God! You can have more minions by serving less soup at night!
You can now support one more minion!
Wow!
Soup!
Scan the shop,see what's inside.
6- Looking around, you spy trinkets of all shapes and sizes and OH MY GOD IS THAT A POSABLE GM ACTION FIGURE WITH AWESOME BALLBUSTING POWERS?
It is.
There's also a large purple dinosaur costume.
heal my chicken legs by chicken dancing
5- And lo, the Gods of dicking around were impressed and grant you your normal legs back.
Huzzah.
OtherBinky is throwing a hissy.
The hand sort of sits up kind of. And then, its journey begins.
EnemiesThe two elves are too shocked to do anything.
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