Can I keep Shoruke? I'll promise I'll take care of him!
5- Offering a prayer of thanks that Shoruke is not anthromorpic (unless you're into that sort of thing) you force your will on Shoruke by means of glaring at him. He trots over and you mount up, giving you a plus one to movement and attacking and a negative one to ranged weapons should you be untrained in horse archery. It's in Shorukes profile though.
Shoruke (horse)Time to jog to town, and hopefully buy/drink some magic potion (overly strong coffee) that will clear my hallucinations.
5-2- You quickly jog into town and buy some coffee from a Star-of-the-Godsbucks, removing your hallucination.
I go north.
1- Trying to run past the town, a guard decides you're related to the adventurers and charges up to you. He swings at you with his hilt. Roll to Dodge! (4) You do so, but have attracted the attention of the guard.
Enter town. Proceed to follow group.
Entering the town, you head to the group. The mayor walks into the town square to greet you all.
I shrug, and go into town.
Once there, I look for a smith skilled enough to turn my dagger into a kickass bolt-shooting sword.
Swordie would keep blood draining powers on its edge =P
Bolts only to make the target bleed >=]
Edit: I shall be called, Axe
Uh, trying to get someone to make something for you requires either cash or a charisma check. This'll be fun. 6-4- ooh, lucky. Wandering into a blacksmiths store, he takes one look at you and screams. You try and explain your intentions but he simply gibbers.
I have a guard lead me to the mayor. Binky will follow, but wait outside of buildings.
You enter the town square. The mayor smiles at you and asks if that's all your party members.
I will pick a staff which is enchanted with Phenomenal Cosmic Powers (afterward to be known as the PCP Staff). When the owner asks me to pay, I offer to heal someone he loves as payment; if no-one he loves is sick, then I'll raise a zombie from the dead and give that to him.
4- The shop keeper looks at you, and agrees. Her husband (women work too!) is slowly dying of an infected wound and the only mundane cure is amputation. She hands you the
PCP staff* and invites you into her house, behind the store.
*considering the types of magic in the world, that's pretty phenomenal.
The town must have a healer. I'll try to get healed.
1- you try and move to a healer but simply fall flat on your face.
Fine I walk into a trinkets shop and browse for anything mechanical.
2- You walking into the door of a closed trinkets shop.
i do the chicken dance hoping to get some kind of skill
2- You gain no skill because doing a stupid dance won't do that.
Head into a weapon shop, there should signs of were it is.
Ill use my invisibilty and try to steal a dagger when the merchant look away
i hope this doesent break invisi, and if someone is kind enough to distract the merchant it might go better.
6- You manage to head into a weapons shop and lift a dagger. Nice.... You now have a dagger!
Zappity zap-zap-zap-zap the elf!
1+1- You zap at the elf, but miss completely.
Probably too late soz I explode in lore!
4- You quickly provide many cases of fighting naked elves throughout history! You're so interesting.
Hint: If you wish to quit, say so.
EnemiesThe elf fires a bolt of energy at Lear! (4) Roll to Dodge! (5) You stand, laughing, as the bolt of energy flies past you.
OtherShoruke whinnies.
Waiting around or following their respective owners, the many minions of our multitude are drawing odd looks, but nothing more.
The arm flops into a bar and orders a whiskey via hand signals.
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