Turn 28I mount Peter and go north.
5- You charge ahead with Peter! And somehow clear the forest in seconds. Huh, guess you were close to the edge. A wondrous open plane stretches out in front of you! Clumps of trees, the early morning light, the crisp air, all of this means nothing because there's a township squatted not too far away and we all know that's where you're headed next.
i follow everyone and train with my crossbow
2- You stick your finger up your nose.
I immediately run nor- oh, wait, my leg is still broken.
You know what? Screw it. I learn to walk on my hands. Problem solved.
Also: CJ, maybe if you don't move for the rest of the game, you'll survive. It's worth a shot.
Edit: You need to give CJ some sort of ability for holding out this long on seriously crappy turns. Taking this crap for so long has to toughen him up somehow.
6- You jump onto your hands! You now cannot attack in any way. Including magic. Yes I'm serious. However, you can now walk on your hands!
handwalker.
I walk north while tinkering with my wristwatch,maybe I can eek out a permanent gravitational shield out of this thing...
2- Point for creativity, but no, that doesn't happen. Probably because of quantum.
I magnetically charge one of my bolts so that it will always fly north. I then shoot it straight up.
Stand back, I'm going to do SCIENCE!
6- Using powers you didn't know you had, you charge your bolt! You are now a
magnetizer. You fire the bolt into the air! It shoots straight up before gravity turns its attention on it. The bolt zips north. That was cool.
I use my illusionary powers to create a gem identical to ninja's gem, then switch them out so I'll hold the key to power.
Scratch that, I can't afford any more bolts to the face.
I try once more to get doppelganger shape-shifting powers.
I'll follow the group, too, although I feel we should go south west.
1- Instead, you begin to feel strange. Uh oh. Somehow, everything seems out of focus. You are now
hallucinating. The trees are talking, Jim. The trees are talking.
I follow the group.
2- You follow Ninja's example and explore the mysterious cavity of your nostril.
I punch the current gem-holder in the face and blast the friggin' thing in the air!
1- You move to take the gem, but suddenly it glows light blue! Then red! Then blue! Then red! After a bit, it slows down, but does not stop. Clouds of blue and red flow across the inside. It's beautiful. So beautiful you don't notice Ninja punching you in the face. Roll to Dodge! (3) The punch connects! (6-3) But does nothing. Your shield fizzles out, probably because you attacked another character, which carries unseen penalties (the biggest one being that same character possibly kicking the shit out of you)
My knight will march north, with me on its back. I will attempt to change it's allignment to good, using the power of Order.
1- You begin to march north. But you can't stop! You're headed towards the town! You can hear cries of alarm and you will reach the town next turn if you do nothing!
I stare deeply into the figurine's eyes if it has any. If it does not I will meditate upon it.
3- It stares back.
I will keep a close look out for ELVES! (it is a forest, after all)
1- Oh! I have a random encounter table! Hang on!
<roll>
No.
<roll>
Nah.
<roll>
+3 to everyones attack rolls? As if.
<roll>
Ooooh.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, jumps an elf! He is wearing, holding and skilled in absolutely nothing, as far as you can see.
No, wait, he just blew up that bush over there with his mind. Fuck.
kenetickinesisRun.
I decide that I've had enough of this, and decide to try to gain electrical powers to copy the guy from inFamous.
5-1- HUZZAH!
WE GOT A GOOD ROLL
WE GOT A GOOD ROLL
WE GOT A GOOD ROLL
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
You now have
Electricity Powers.
why did i get +5?
anyway ill follow the pack and look for any sign of danger.
3- You end up on the plain.
Before CJ1145 tries to kill himself by summoning thunder on his face (what else could possibly happen), I use my powers to counteract his curse but in return making him dependent on blood to stave it off. So yeah, you'll be basically a sunwalking vampire now =P
Also, I go north.
2+2- You manage to give CJ
Sunwalker. You ass. He is no longer under the Robin effect, and his pain has healed up.
Cut my hand and offer the blood that comes out as a sacrifice to the Blood God, then go north.
2- Ow. You are now lightly bleeding.
Action for whoever didn't post yet: PROCEED TO FART IN A SOUTHERLY DIRECTION.
1- Every single person who failed to post now has a
ridiculously severe stomach ache. Because I procrastinate enough on my own, I don't need your help.
BloodLittle (2) does nothing. Eh, it's not serious.
OtherThe black knight is striding towards the town!
The zombie arm flops out towards the town.
EnemiesThe elf launches an attack at inaluct! Roll to Dodge! (4) He dodges, the tree behind him is shredded!
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