Turn 27I kill the black knight until he DIES FROM IT.
2- The black knight laughs at your feeble attempt to kill him through redundancy!
I deliver an ARMOR SHATTERING PUNCH to the knight.
5- Logic! You fly at the night with your ARMOR SHATTERING FIST! Roll to Dodge! (5-2) You thump into him, but pull your punch slightly! (3-2) And he's fine. Again. I'm not even making a joke about it this time. Still, it was only your fist.
Having had some nonsense knocked back into me, I'll go and cast an illusionary blindness spell on one of the knights (Blindfold of darkness type thing).
Random roll! (4) Luckily, you choose the knight currently a threat. (5) You
blind the knight.
ill try to gouge out his eyes with my dagger.
4+5- You jump at the knight, ninja style! Roll to Dodge! (5-3) He's hit! In the eye! (6-1+1) From behind the mask comes a hollow scream, and the knight stumbles backwards, clutching at his eye! You've caused a
critical wound! But, since he's a frigging giant dark knight, he won't fare as badly as poor CJ did. Still, you've wounded him! You are now an
Adept Swordsman!I try to learn lighting magic by shoot a lighting bolt at the dark knight.
2- Learn by doing, that's what they always say. 'They' also suggest brushing your teeth with bubble gum, so what the hell do they know?
I use my gravity manipulating watch to create a warped gravity field inside the space the remaining Guardian is occupying,tearing his insides as his organs split,squish,and stretch beyond tolerable bounds.
4- You cause a large temporal anomaly inside the Black Knight's armor. Roll to Dodge! (2-4) He can't shake it off. (5) And it tears him to pieces! The armor buckles and caves in on itself, before warping out of existence (aw, now no-one gets the pet knight!). A screaming fills the room and you feel a shadow pass over you. The room begins shaking.
I heal Shoruke, Anti-Paragon, and CJ1145. Peter will try again to make the zombie giant MINE (in all caps; there's a difference).
By power of deduction, you heal CJ, because he's the most badly hurt. No mass heals for you! 1+1- You fail to help in any way at all.
I assist Errol in his punch by swinging him at the knight, if Errol permits. I assist Frelock in healing everyone with my holiness ability - by swinging him at them.
4- You call upon goodness and light and sweetness and puppies and suddenly, CJ's leg (and the fracture) heal! And he stops bleeding! He's still in pain, and under the robin effect. No XP for you, God powers were involved.
i shoot the knight in the face again, AGAIN!!!
You search for treasure! 5- You find a dark, glowing gem. Ooooooooh.
I kill the Knight!
If he's already dead, train with my sword!
4- You are now at (2/4)
I shoot a pillar of blood at the knight's face.
If he's dead, I do it anyways and see what happens!
5- Using three blood, you fire a pillar of blood at the wall! It hits it and sinks in! The room begins to glow red!
I
runupandkillthehelloutof the glowing knight.
You
searchthestatue.
6- You find a large figurine of a figure that looks like it should have come out of a cthulhu book.
BAM!
I'm back. My action:
Leap on my minion Knight's shoulder and use him as a mount. Then he will attack the other knight.
You leap on his back and ride around a bit. It looks
hilarious.
You can try and get rid of it. I'd suggest you do.
Then that's my action.
1- You
are the unluckiest player here. It worsens to a -3. Sorry. Seriously.
BleedingShoruke 5- Your blood clots and the bleeding stops.
And here we goooooo!"Well done. Now, I'm aware that there are those of you here that serve another God. I can't touch you right now, but I will kill you eventually. I promise this. To the rest of you, those that serve me, and those that haven't decided, but should serve me if they wish to retain their limbs, you must travel to my temple and restore me to power, with that gem. Do this, and I will reward you with ultimate power!""No, return me to power and rule! With benevolence..."Suddenly, the room thunders. You get the feeling there's a fight going on. The room flashes! Then everything falls into darkness. You wake up in a clearing in the woods. Urgh. What?
Looking around, there's a stream of water. Wood on all sides, extending perhaps forever. Or maybe just four feet, it's kinda hard to tell.
"Go north""Go north"Overhead, the sky rips open as a peal of thunder, pure red, smashes into the ground, followed immediately by a blue one! That's probably symbolic.
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