Round 26I meditate, and attempt to gain the ability to shapeshift, like a true doppelganger instead of just a wannabe doppelganger.
1- You fall over and BREAK YOUR NOSE. In capitals. There's a difference, trust me. You are now in
pain.
I break voodoo empowered wind at the remaining guardian.
4+1- You guff at the Dark Knight. He is infected with
zombieosis!Award tiem.
I train with my sword.
4- You are now a
swordsman. Congratulations!
In my crippled form, I attempt to form a solid stone being from the walls of this place to serve as my lacky/eventual new body.
That has got to be... the
second dumbest thing you've ever done. Rolling. ...Oh.
1-1- Part of the wall collapses on you, crushing your leg. You now have a
broken leg. I could have done more man, I just felt sorry for you.
I enchant all the cutting weapons (of the group) so that they draw blood out as they cut (instead of just slicing, it also suctions a bit to cause heavier bleeding). Mind you, I don't intend for the blood to empower those weapons (or for it to flow naturally to me), but those are always a nice bonus =P
1+2- You, using 10 pints of blood, cause everyone's weapons to
glow. It's not much, but hell.
I rush up to the downed Knight and explode its eyes out with a sonic sword slash.
2-1+1- You manage to miss. Good job there.
Since the battle is pretty much done as far as I care to tell, I look around for any awesome loot to claim dibs to. Because, you know, one of us has to stay relatively normal looking. Ya bunch of freaks.
2- Everyone tackles you for calling them freaks. You decide to do nothing this round.
My spider (whom I shall name "Peter") will bite the giant in an exposed region of his armor, in an attempt to make another minion for my future legions of the dead. I will meditate on how to control legions of the dead (ie, have more minions than 2).
6- Peter attacks! Roll to Dodge! (6-2) he shrugs it off, just like every other frigging thing he's shrugged off. You meditate on this conundrum (3) but fail to learn more. It feels as out of reach as a dream, tingling on the tip of your tongue. Also, you throw up. But that's not really important. In any way.
I attack the giant with my sword, attempting to cleave him in half!
4+1- You swing! Roll to Dodge! (6-3) He takes a hit at last! (3-2) But fricking SHRUGS IT OFF. I wanna talk to the guy who makes his armor. Oh, that's right, a God does.
shoot that knight in the the face AGAIN
if i succeed will i become "expert crossbow user"?
cos i didnt get any thing else for that 6
6- You let fly! Roll to Dodge! (2-3) finally, a perfect hit! (2-1) OH FUCKING WHAT FRGHFRGHFRGH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You gain 1 to your xp count. (3/4). I'm going somewhere with this.
I will train with my shadow arm sword
1- The blackness spreads to your shoulder. You feel rather faint.
Ill try to hop up on the knights shoulders and stab at his neck
Let's try again. 4+1- You jump and stab at the knight! Roll to Dodge! (1-3) He is stabbed! (2+1) He is now
lightly bleeding. Well, it's a start.
I become a megaatheist.
1- You are zapped by a lightning bolt from nowhere. Roll to Dodge! 5- You're fine. Lucky bastard.
I kick a wall.
3- YOU KICK THAT FUCKING WALL.
OthersThe Dark knight starts to glow. Ooooooh.
The arm flops around, disconcertingly.
BleedingThe Dark Knight (3) stops bleeding. Back to square negative infinity.
Everyone else can get stuffed.
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