Nirur Torir's special 'attack,' Cowardsbane: Withdraw to the previous room and cast invisibility on self.
6-1- You expeditiously retreat and cast invisibility on yourself. No one can see you, no one will hurt you. Well done, you sodding great coward.
I go into the next room and absorb all blood lying. If I have the chance, I try to strip the death knight fellas from their armor to wear them myself >=]
(Were you not reading the last few pages? Ninja didn't get that, you don't get that) 5- You quickly absorb all the blood in the room, bringing your blood levels up to full.
I cast a healing spell on CJ.
2+1- You manage to stabilize CJ, if just and he is no longer mortally wounded. He begins to bleed, heavily.
heavily bleeding I go follow everybody else while training my sword skills.
5- You go into the glowy room and train your sword skills. After a few rather impressive swings, you manage to become an
adept swordsmanRELOAD ZE FLAMETHROWER WITH ALL MY MIGHT!
2+1- you manage to give the flamethrower one more shot.
Use technique "Rapid-fire dakka blast" with my longsword. Targeting an opponent, hopefully.
4- You fire at knight A! Roll to dodge! 5-1- He absorbs the shot. His wounds don't seem to have any effect on him.
I swear something fierce as Frelock does nothing, and promptly stare at CJ. Stare at CJ and heal him with my healing Stare of Healing. HEAL.
(Feel free to put the swearing on a separate roll.)
3- You pull out your sword and attempt to heal CJ. You get to do this due to light powers, but you don't get the bonus, because you aren't a healer. CJ gets a +1 to his blood roll for this turn.
Jump up VERY HIGH and fire a bolt at Black Night number one. Aim for eyeslits if they are there.
1+1- You jump on the spot. Tool.
Leap on the unwounded knight's head, stare into his eyes and force my will upon him, making him my mindless slave.
5- Wow. Uh, you climb the giant and stare deeply into his eye-slits, enforcing your will on him. He submits, grudgingly. You now have a giant knight following you and all his stats are now moved to the minions area of the statuses. Also, he has a new skill. Yay! It's
violent. Once a dark knight always a dark knight.
Or, I could just attempt to heal CJ...
3+1- CJ is almost totally healed. He is now lightly bleeding. Cool.
Learning from my previous mistake, I once again attempt to 'asplode the noggin of the nearest knight with a sonic boom.
6- You fire off a sonic boom! Roll to Dodge! 6-2- The giant absorbs the blow. Damn, but that armor is like Kleenex. If Kleenex could absorb shockwaves and not just spilled drink. Stupid Kleenex.
Oh right! I'm in this game too!
I use gravity manipulation to bring all three zealot corpses together and use the power of voodoo to fuse them into an aboobination!
1+1- Breasts do not happen. Aboobs fail to materialize.
I attempt to ingratiate myself with the nearest divine being.
2- You get a variety of strange, multicolored thoughts that flit through your head. The consensus is apparently "fuck off, trumpet boy." Man, these Gods are dicks.
i made armor nearly as good as the one i was trying to steal 
action: shoot Knight through the face!!!
3+3- You fire a bolt at the knight! Roll to dodge! 6-2- Goddamn but they make good armor. Did you see what happened to that bolt? It was awesome.
I try to stop the bleeding by making pressure with some cloth pieces which i take from my shirt. i also look around for leather armor.
3- You stop the bleeding but for some strange reason find no armor in the middle of a church turned battlefield. Odd.
i use my powers to place an illusion in a black knights mind that makes them think they are more injured than they actually are.
5- You manage to convince the Knight that he has actually broken his leg. He drops to the floor and is now lying on the floor, a -1 to any action.
I pray to anyone listening to save me.
Oh stop being such a crybaby. You're fine now, aren't you?
EnemiesThe knight lashes out at Ninja! 3-1- missing! Yay!
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Topic: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 49: Frelock and Relm - team awesome, team useless (Read 129404 times)