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[Phazer]

Phazer,

ermm.. what?

[Jackrabbit]

Don't worry, I'm not taking time off. I can't just wallow in self pity all the time. Anyway, 18/18? Yeah, lets go.

[CJ1145]

I'm wondering how drunk I was when I chose my action for this turn...

[Anti-Paragon]

Only a little. *holds hands several feet apart to display precisely how much*

[Frelock]

Hey, does anyone want to take my place from the 4th to the 17?  I'm going to be out in the wilderness, and I'd rather not be on AI, or sitting there twiddling my thumbs.

[Vlynndar]

I use my staff to animate my decomposing severed arm.

5-You call upon your staff, and they quickly get to the drawing room.  You look over their shoulders as they being creating multiple drawings of your arm.  Five hours later, and you have a 2 minute short animated film about your decomposing arm.  You thank your staff, and offer them the rest of the day off.  Their loyalty to you increases.

I... I think you just WON the game...

Oh and I don't think I should control you because you might quickly be in several places at the same time. That's not say it wouldn't be fun.

[Anti-Paragon]

Dibs on Frelock as a dual wield.

[Jackrabbit]

Update when I get back from the Salvador Dali Exhibit. (Is that how you spell it?)

[GruffyBears]

Tell us when you get back. If you still don't know after seeing the exhibit, then it probably wasn't worth knowing.

[Jackrabbit]

I still don't know. I didn't even get in. Working on the rolls right this second.

[Jackrabbit]

Round Twenty three

Find the enemies and attack!

3- You enter the room! HUZZAH!

I swing my sonic blade in a wide horizontal arc to push the zealots away from Phazer.

4- You swing your sword, throwing two zealots backwards, stunning them!

Heal poor Phazer.  Einstine will attack a zealot.

5- You manage to heal Phazer all the way down to light bleeding!. Einstine lurches towards the last zealot! Roll to dodge! (5-1) He stumbles out of the way! Your healing skill increases to (2/4)

No, in all seriousness, throw fireballs at enemies! One of the big ones.

Er... big fireball, not big enemy.

6- You send a freakishly large fireball towards the zealot not currently dazed! This happens to be where Phazer, Frelock and his minions are as well! Roll to dodge! Phazer (6-1) dodges away gracefully! Serephe (5-1) does so as well, albeit not as skillfully. Einstine (2-1) is struck by the brunt of the blow! His flesh burns away, leaving nothing but bone! It collapses into a pile. The zealot (1-1) is also struck with the blow! His flesh blackens and he burns! He still stands there for a second before toppling forward, slowly. When he hits the ground, he flattens out, his skin still bubbling.

I charge my powers with my own blood as I die, and ask the unraveler of reality to aid me while I pour my very soul into it, allowing me to throw away this fleshy form and become a being of pure blood.  Then I go into the next room and KICK ASS!

Edit: If I'm strong enough to yell, I command all followers of the faith (willing or not) to aid me in my transformation.

5- You begin to bleed, heavily. Around you, everyone touched by a Dark God (Nirur Torir, Shoruke, Phazer) gain medium bleeding!. You feel a change... You are close to doing... something...

I heal my hand and then train with my sword.

6- Your hand is already healed. You train with your sword! You are now a skilled swordsman

I enter the door that Pacho went through and cast a fireball at a zealot.

1- You enter and try to fling a fireball but it explodes in your hands! Roll to dodge! (6-1) You escape all damage by quickly dissipating it.

EDIT: I call on the other Titans to assist me! (Like my granpa used to say, you gotta make due with what you got)

Whilst in pain, under the Robin effect? Smart. (2-3)- You shout to the colossal knights to assist you, lest you kill their whore mothers, whom you slept with last night and it wasn't very good if you want to know! They turn their heads towards you. One Drops his sword on you. Roll to dodge! (5-2)! You manage to stumble out of the way but a sword hits your arm! (4-1) Causing a fracture! It's the arm that you wield a weapon in, okay? I'm sure it is. The second drops his sword! Roll to dodge! (3-2) You are struck! (6+1) Sending you cartwheeling! You are mortally wounded!. Ho boy. Luckily, this does not include a roll to see if you survive. Unluckily, you'll die next round if you aren't saved.

I slash with my blade and tries to back off while doing so. and i also tries to look what races we are when im in safety.

2- You stand stock still. Luckily, you aren't being attacked. Yet. You look around, but realize to your horror that anyone can actually pick a race! No attributes, sorry.

steal black nights armor.
give EVERYONE a undodgeable hug.

[WARNING:I PROBABLY AM AN ELF]
someone ask our races.

3- You try to steal the colossal embodiment of death's clothes, but wisely think better of it. Undodgeable hug? More like, undodgeable punch to the stomach from Errol.

Laugh maniacally. Proceed to incinerate enemies.

6- You send fire lancing towards the second zealot (the zealot that did not move was zealot 1 by the way). Roll to dodge! (6-1) He and the zealot next to him dive out of the way!

I'll make the zealots look like us, so they'll attack each other. This will be amusing on a {1}.

4+1- Zealot 2 looks at Zealot 3. An outsider! Insidious! He attacks! 1- The other Zealot freaks out and lashes out! 5- His blow is strong! Roll to dodge! (4-1) Zealot 2 is stabbed in the side! (1-2) But is not hurt in the slightest! The illusion fades! -1 for trying this again to these people.

Oh, this is going to be fun. I will jump straight up high, firing bolts at enemies. Maybe not the zealots, I might hit Phazer. If I, when coming down look as if I might land on a enemy's head, I will do so, firing a bolt straight down as I jump off again. Whee Mario stomp imitation.

6- You jump in the air! Loosing a bolt! Roll to dodge! 3-1- The zealot (2) is hit! (1) but takes no damage! You land on his head! Roll to arghmygodgetitoffgetitoff! (5)! He throws you off! Well. That was fun.

I uppercut one of the zealots after making a 'z' motion with my fists, screaming "SHOYOUKEN!"

1- REFERENCE! You scream out "SHOYOUKEN!" but miss the zealots totally, hitting the wall. They look at you.

I use my staff to animate my decomposing severed arm.

1- Your arm comes to life and attacks! Roll to dodge! (1) You are grasped in the throat! (1) But you sustain no more than a unpleasant feeling. The arm writhes in your grip and drops to the floor! ZOMBIE ARM!

As per my turn I shake off the feeling of dread from the statue, grip Inaluct while I fortify my courage and pole vault into the room, trying to land on one of the zealots while riding Inaluct down like a madman with a jackhammer.

1- Grabbing inaluct, you jump into the room! A knight swats you aside! (3+1) Breaking your leg! You now have a broken leg. The break was clean and there is no pain, almost miraculously.

I will assist the others by attacking a random zealot with my awesome sword arm. (Fuck yeah)

6- You jump towards a zealot and drive the blade towards him! Roll to dodge! (4-1) it hits him in the side! (4-1) causing light bleeding!

Bleeding

Nirur Torir- 1 - You are now heavily bleeding!
Shoruke- 2 - You are the same! medium bleeding!
Phazer- 2 - You are the same! medium bleeding!
Zealot 2- 6 - stems the small blood flow!

Actions?

[Errol]

After playing "Cure Critical Wounds" on my flamethrower, I proceed to heat up the armor of those big meanie enemies. (Shouldnt the enemies, y'know, get actions, or are we devastating enough on our own?)

Race: Unknown.

[serephe]

Best fireball to date -- and I got to set the zombie on fire after all it seems, sorry about that. Who will I burn up accidentally next?

Also I think there's an error in my action, I don't think I was meant to dodge my own attack? Wasn't it... Frelock?

Anyway, it seems that big fireballs are dangerous when someones in close, so I'll simply rapid-fire some smaller balls at the remaining zealot(s). While laughing like a maniac hero maniac.

By the way Errol, when combat is over, I'm teaching you fire magic.

Race? Two-headed Ogre please. Ogre-magi kind of suits how I'm choosing my actions.

[Nirur Torir]

Pacho: That wasn't nice, I don't like you anymore.

I turn my shirt into bandages and staunch my bleeding with them.

[Jackrabbit]

I forgot the enemies, sorry.