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[Org]

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Dont break our heart again Jack.

Never. Again.

[Jackrabbit]

*blows raspberry*

[Jackrabbit]

Have faith man.

Round Twenty two

I go thither through yon door, on my spider, and attack any enemies which appear with a TK bolt!

Mindless zombie (I'm going to call him "Einstein" from now on) will follow.

5- You enter the door! You are in a large, rounded and domed room. At the far end of the room is an enormous statue, it's eyes glowing red. It looks human, but fills you with dread. On the edges of the room, ringing it around except for the entrance you just passed through, is magma. At he bottom of the statue is two giant black knight guardians!

Black knight guardians
Wearing: Heavy armor
Wielding: Evil two handed sword
Skills: No pain, no fear, cannot bleed
Effects: Huge

and three zealots, praying! They are headed by a Dark Sorcerer!

Dark Sorcerer
Wearing: Arcane robes
Powers: Disorientating blast, dark magic powers

You decide to blast the Sorcerer first, it being the biggest threat. You send an arcane bolt lancing towards him! Roll to dodge! (4-1) He's hit!  (1+2-1) But his robe absorbs the blow. The zombie tries to bite him! (3) He just nips him! (6-1) But uses his grip to rip into him, causing heavy bleeding!

You have gained strong TK powers

Follow the path the others took. Think about different ways I can use my fire abilities with my staff abilities in combination while I do so.

5- You enchant your staff with fire magic. You can now shoot fireballs out of your staff! You have a enchanted staff. You enter the room Frelock did.

I drop down to the ground, and compel all followers of the unraveler of reality to chant with me as I empower our weapons with my pure blood.  I try to attach the webspinners to my dagger during the process.

1- You attempt to draw blood but instead, you bleed! Damage roll! 6- You are heavily bleeding!

train with crossbow
follow others
hug everyone again

4- You train with your crossbow, gaining a bit of skill (0/4)->(2/4). You enter the room. You try and hug everyone, but as one they tell you to fuck off.

Im entering the last door that just flung open and i will also try to evade ninja's hug

5- You charge into the room! You take advantage of the confusion to attack the Sorcerer! Roll to dodge! (3-1) He stands stock still, surprised by the onslaught! (6) You pierce him completely, striking him down! (visibility roll: 1) You are immediately noticed by the zealots! You are now a skilled swordsman!

I eye gruffybears' holiness, which reminds me of what might be to come. I decide to try to quietly find a power in myself to smite evil.

5- Whilst you are unable to establish contact with Order, you do manage to give yourself light powers

I will also enter the newly opened door, while creating a purely visual illusion of somebody wanting to hug Ninja. If I do it right, he should fall over amusingly.

5- You call to Ninja 'Hey, give us a hug!' and conjure an image of yourself. You enter the room. Ninja rushes over gleefully, tries to hug the apparition and falls flat on his face. You evil person you.

Calling a blessing from my divine deity, I transform my matches and torch into HOLY FISTICUFFS!!

5- You call upon your deity! She makes no appearance but you can feels something. You gasp as if front of you forms a pair of giant blue fists! You also discover that you can call them in and out of existence! You know have a pair of holy fists

I try to learn lighting magic. 

Need specific if you wanna go around shooting fireballs or something.
2- You fail to learn any magic, and fail to learn how to better learn magic and fail at rolling a five and fail fail FAIL RAH RAH RAH. *cough*. Sorry.

I will make a SlapChop.

5- You're gonna love this slapchop. Using your ingenuity, your love of chopped food and some dope rhymes, you create a SlapChop!

I attempt to summon a sidekick that helps me fight and spews annoying catch-phrases, played by Chris O'Donnel. (Yes, that's really what I want to do)

(2-1)- You are suddenly struck, with the robin effect! No one can take you seriously! You are now suffering from the robin effect!

I put together my staff,wizened human head,matchsticks,torch,and troll finger(troll?ogre?) to create a grim voodoo staff!

5- You put together your staff,wizened human head,matchsticks,torch,and troll finger to create a grim voodoo staff! You now have a Grim Voodoo Staff

I enter through the last door whilst increasing my mental fortitude by sheer force of WILL.

1- You almost blow your brains out the back of your head. As it is, you now have a headache

Elf-check Ninja. With the flamethrower, of course.

Pulling Ridiculous Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit- You run up to Ninja, and burn him to a crisp! Huzzah! He comes out of  the door to the magma corridor and hugs you.

Attempt to gauge if i have any new powers or abilities, or if my existing ones have somehow improved since i was ''infused'' by the shadow warrior.

6- You notice you are losing some control over your arm! It has transformed into a shadow blade! Your arm is now a shadow blade!

Are you sure I won't ever bolt-jump? Never give up, never surrender...
Anyway, I will do as the red text says and go wither.
Jumping in a high way.

6- You leap through yonder door! Weeeee! You are now extremely springy.

I train with my sword!

1- You manage to cut your hand. Worse, you manage to cut the hand you were training with! (points if you get the reference) You are now lightly bleeding

Enemies

The zealots attack Phazer en mass!
5- The first strikes! Roll to dodge! (4-1) You are caught on the side, barely! (4-1) You are lightly bleeding!
3- The second zealot clumsily strikes! Roll to dodge! (2+1-1) A hit! (5) You are now heavily bleeding!
3- The third also strikes! Roll to dodge! (6-3+1)! You block his blow!

The giants are immobile.

Bleeding

Pacho (2) looks near death!
Little (6) stops the bleeding totally!
Phazer (3) has no change in his condition

Action?

[Org]

Find the enemies and attack!

[Lear]

I swing my sonic blade in a wide horizontal arc to push the zealots away from Phazer.

[Frelock]

Heal poor Phazer.  Einstine will attack a zealot.

[serephe]

Burn Phazers wounds closed.

Its friendly fire, get it?

No, in all seriousness, throw fireballs at enemies! One of the big ones.

Er... big fireball, not big enemy.

[Pacho]

I charge my powers with my own blood as I die, and ask the unraveler of reality to aid me while I pour my very soul into it, allowing me to throw away this fleshy form and become a being of pure blood.  Then I go into the next room and KICK ASS!

Edit: If I'm strong enough to yell, I command all followers of the faith (willing or not) to aid me in my transformation.

[Little]

I heal my hand and then train with my sword.

[Relm]

I enter the door that Pacho went through and cast a fireball at a zealot.

[CJ1145]

EDIT: I call on the other Titans to assist me! (Like my granpa used to say, you gotta make due with what you got)

[Ninja]

steal black nights armor.
give EVERYONE a undodgeable hug.

[WARNING:I PROBABLY AM AN ELF]
someone ask our races.

[Errol]

Laugh maniacally. Proceed to incinerate enemies.

[Phazer]

I slash with my blade and tries to back off while doing so. and i also tries to look what races we are when im in safety.

[Nirur Torir]

I'll make the zealots look like us, so they'll attack each other. This will be amusing on a {1}.