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[SHAD0Wdump]

Oh hey... go figure...

I guess that was one powerful miasma...

[Jackrabbit]

Certainly was. It wore off though.

so what's the history of the Fuck you room?

The 'Fuck You' room

Many legends surround the room. Some believe that it was the result of an ancient precursor civilization holding gladiatorial contests between mythical creatures that they had the technology to capture. Others believe it was the holding cell of some sort of colossal zoo, as the monsters seem to get on well enough. Others still believe it is the execution pit of the Devour of Worlds. In reality, the 'Fuck You' room was created by a malevolent, omnipotent God with a fetish for dice, just to dick with you.

[Vlynndar]

So it's okay to stab 'em?

[Anti-Paragon]

While I don't know, I feel obliged to say it's always okay to stab anyone, at any time.

[Vlynndar]

An action needs to be posted. I'm not going to get in The Fuck you Room until there are a bit more targets for the nasty people.

Wait, you know what. I am going to. If you allow me, I light a match and toss it at the jelly, hoping it's combustible.

EDIT: Tag fail.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Jackrabbit,what would you say if I volunteered to handle the statuses and locations?

You could just do the turns and narrative,and when I get on and see it I make my half of the update.

[Jackrabbit]

That's honestly the best picture I could get for an expression of amazed happiness

You'd do that? That would help, so much.
I'm all for it.

[SHAD0Wdump]

 

Round 17 statuses

Players

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Wearing: Nice clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Status:
Holding: Jagged dagger (sheathed) and a powered longsword (held)
Powers: strong protective magic, can pull ridiculous shit

Spoiler: Nirur Torir (click to show/hide)

 
Wearing: Wearing zealot robes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects: touched by a dark god
Holding: Jagged, evil dagger
Skills: swordsman, strong Illusionary powers

Spoiler: Shoruke (click to show/hide)

 
Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects: is touched by a dark god
Powers: very strong agumented fire powers

Spoiler: frelock (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects:
Powers: strong telekinesis powers, healer, weak distance healing, regeneration ability can fly!
Minions: mindless zombie

Spoiler: lear (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects:
Holding:strange key, two potions
Powers: echolocation, sonic boom, yuri

Spoiler: inaluct (click to show/hide)

 
Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects:
Holding: Evil iron war hammer
Powers: thief powers, religious furor
Skills: hammerman, can fly in zero gravity

Spoiler: org (click to show/hide)

 
Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects:
Skills:adept maceman, summoning powers
Holding: evil iron mace
Minions: imp

Spoiler: Pacho (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a lit torch and 5 matches.
Effects: touched by a dark god, a vessel for a Dark God, covered in occult runes, strangely invisible

Holding: Jagged, evil, bloodthirsty dagger
Skills: swordsman
Powers: blood powers

Spoiler: Relm (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, leather armor backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects:

Skills: healer, strong fire powers
Holding: longsword
Minions:

Spoiler: SHAD0Wdump (click to show/hide)

 
Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch, wizended human head watch, , paperclip and 6 matches.
holding: a towel in your right hand and wielding a decomposing severed arm in the other. Weirdo. Also, gravity manipulating watch! yay!
Effects:
Skills: adept ingenuity, towel-fu

Spoiler: Phazer (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects:touched by a dark god,
Skills: swordsman, ninja, Invisibility
Holding Jagged, evil dagger

Spoiler: Vlynndar (click to show/hide)

Wearing: clothes
Holding: Crossbow, quiver (30/30 bolts)
Skils: crossbow user

Spoiler: Anti-Paragon (click to show/hide)

wearing: Clothes
Holding: Warhammer
Skills: warhammerer

Spoiler: Little (click to show/hide)

Wearing: Clothes
Holding: Sword
Effects: heavy bleeding

Spoiler: Ninja (click to show/hide)

Wearing: Clothes
Holding: Crossbow, quiver (30/30 bolts)
Skills: crossbow user

Spoiler: Serephe (click to show/hide)

Wearing: Clothes
Holding: Staff

Spoiler: mattyb3 (click to show/hide)

wearing: Clothes
Alignment: Good
Powers: weak illusion magic

Enemies

Spoiler: Fire imp (click to show/hide)

Skills: enormous

Spoiler: Ogre (click to show/hide)

Holding: Club
Skills: enormous

Spoiler: Large spider (click to show/hide)

skills: web, can crawl on walls

Spoiler: Blob (click to show/hide)

skills: Jelly like
Effects: Bloblification

Locations
Dungeon
Empty room
Altar room

Unknown

Spoiler: Torture room (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

Features:

Connections:Prison

Spoiler: Prison (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

Features:

Connections:Torture room, Magma corridor(ladder)

Spoiler: Magma corridor (click to show/hide)

people:Link, shoruke, nirur torir, inaluct, SHAD0Wdump, lear, Errol, frelock, org, Vlynndar, Relm

Enemies:Fire Imp

Features:Magma
zero gravity field

Connections:Prison(ladder), The 'Fuck You' room

Spoiler: The 'fuck you' room (click to show/hide)

people:Pacho, Phazer

Enemies:Ogre, Large spider, blob

Features:

Connections:Magma Corridor

Wow that was alot,hows it?

[Anti-Paragon]

Hmm, I was thinking the same thing. Ah well, Shadow beat me to it. If you ever need a hand, just let me know. I'm all for helping too.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Done. X(

Do be aware Jackrabbit,you'll need to specify what types of bonuses you want in the turn details or things might get sketchy.

[Jackrabbit]

If I didn't feel like I was ripping off other players, you'd get bonuses in your rolls, I swear.

[SHAD0Wdump]

If I didn't feel like I was ripping off other players, you'd get bonuses in your rolls, I swear.

Not getting eaten by the ogre I'm about to try and preform towel-fu enhanced dentistry on would be nice.

[Vlynndar]

Wow, very nice, Shadow. But I seem to have no location.

[Jackrabbit]

If I didn't feel like I was ripping off other players, you'd get bonuses in your rolls, I swear.

Not getting eaten by the ogre I'm about to try and preform towel-fu enhanced dentistry on would be nice.

Don't worry about that

unsubtle hint

[SHAD0Wdump]

Wow, very nice, Shadow. But I seem to have no location.

Fudged you into the magma room.