Mattyb3, come in next turn
Round sixteenI start windmilling my arms and making helicopter noises.
6- Budda budda budda. Against all logic you begin to fly around in zero gravity! Newton turns over in his grave. You can now fly in zero gravity. No one else can.
I reel Inaluct in with my towel.(EDIT:screw that,I'm staying out of this)
I practice towel-fu.
5- Towel-fu! You twirl it into a rat's tail and start flicking! You now know towel-fu! You have gained the skill
towel-fuOthersI point and laugh at Inaluct.
1- You grovel and suck up to inaluct. He laughs.
Land, and then attempt to strengthen my mind through meditation.
Oh, and point and laugh at Inaluct.
3- Land, and train. Feel stronger in the mind, you laugh at inaluct.
I leave the group to their death in the dungeon (seeing as they're not going anywhere), and move on forward! If it means I have to walk right through the wall, then so be it!
Might as well push some people over to the gravity field for a flying lesson while I'm at it.
2- You leave into the next room. It is a wide circular area, with doors to the north, east and west. The door behind you slam shut. It lacks a handle. In the center of the arena sits an ogre. It hasn't noticed you yet, neither has the large blob of goo on the far north of the arena, at least you think it hasn't noticed you. The human sized spider, however, has. Shit.
Let me take a crossbow, then. Instead of striking a pose in both scenarios, I'll practice with it.
3- You take the crossbow and fiddle with it. You gain a bit of skill and are now a
dabbling crossbowuserhow is my invisibility? like when you can see a cloaked predator/spy in AvP/TF2? or really invisible and cant be detected, except for noises.
i use my invisibility and jump over the magma to the zealot leader and slit his throat or stab him till he cant move. and my ninja skill should help with that.
2- If he was alive, you'd not have succeed anyway. As it is, you fail.
I choose to be evil, since I'm too warped to play something good. I wouldn't know what to do. Can I have a wooden staff as my weapon?
For my action... I suppose... I'll meditate to find out more about myself.
3- You are evil and have a staff. You meditate and discover that.... You are evil and have a staff. Good to know.
Woohoo!
Alright, I'm clearly a good guy, with a war hammer. I'm not afraid to be lynched.
I look for bits of cooled magma to use as suitable heavy armor. Don't ask how I retrieve them. <.<
5- You attempt to cool the magma, but it's a bit hot (I'm not crazy enough to give you that one!). You instead train with your warhammer and become a
warhammererGet a ridiculous foam finger, point it at Inaluct and laugh.
Then, I bash in the wall with it.
2- No. Where the hell did you expect to get a foam finger?
I try to summon a pink imp.
1- You summon an enormous, colossal fire imp! Oh shit! It's pissed!
I learn how to use my voice for hypnosis.
5- You can now
yuriEvil, with a normal sword.
For my first action, I slash at Org with my sword.
1- You stab yourself in the foot, causing
bleedingFINE!
Inaluct, once teleported, smack little and run.
2- Inaluct does not teleport. Inaluct is inaluct.
Action: laugh at inaluct 
get crossbow and train
jump across magma
4- After laughing at inaluct and crossing the magma, narrowly avoiding the imp, you train with your crossbow and become a
crossbow userOtherThe imp is still bored.
PlayersErrolWearing: Nice clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Status: Holding: Jagged dagger (sheathed) and a
powered longsword (held)
Powers: strong protective magic, can
pull ridiculous shitNirur Torir Wearing: Wearing
zealot robes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects: touched by a dark godHolding: Jagged, evil daggerSkills: swordsman,
strong Illusionary powers Shoruke Wearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects: is
touched by a dark godPowers: very strong agumented fire powersfrelockWearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects:Powers: strong telekinesis powers,
healer,
weak distance healing,
regeneration ability can fly!
learWearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects: Holding:strange key, two
potionsPowers: echolocation,
sonic boom,
yuriinaluct Wearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects:Holding: Evil iron war hammerPowers: thief powers,
religious furorSkills: hammerman, can fly in zero gravity
org Wearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects: Skills:adept maceman,
summoning powersHolding: evil iron maceMinions: impPachoWearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
lit torch and
5 matches.
Effects: touched by a dark god,
a vessel for a Dark God, covered in occult runes,
strangely invisibleHolding: Jagged, evil, bloodthirsty daggerSkills: swordsmanPowers: blood powersRelmWearing: average clothes,
leather armor backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects: Skills: healer,
strong fire powersHolding: longsword
Minions: SHAD0Wdump Wearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch,
wizended human head watch, ,
paperclip and
6 matches.
holding: a
towel in your right hand and wielding a
decomposing severed arm in the other. Weirdo. Also,
gravity manipulating watch! yay!
Effects:Skills: adept ingenuity,
towel-fuPhazerWearing: average clothes,
backpack which holds a
torch and
6 matches.
Effects:touched by a dark god,
Skills: swordsman,
ninja,
InvisibilityHolding Jagged, evil daggerVlynndarWearing: clothes
Holding: Crossbow, quiver (30/30 bolts)
Skils: dabbling crossbow userAnti-Paragonwearing: Clothes
Holding: Warhammer
Skills: warhammererLittleWearing: Clothes
Holding: Sword
Effects: bleedingNinjaWearing: Clothes
Holding: Crossbow, quiver (30/30 bolts)
Skills: crossbow userEnemiesFire impSkills: enormousOgreHolding: Club
Skills: enormousLarge spiderskills: web, can crawl on walls
Blobskills: Jelly likeEffects: Bloblification DungeonEmpty room
Altar room
UnknownTorture roomPrisonMagma corridorThe 'fuck you' room Actions?
Poll
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