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Do you agree that the xp system should be change from (0/1), (0/2), (0/3), (0/4) ect. to something like (0/1), (0/2), (0/4), (0/8) ect?

Yes
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No
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Author Topic: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 49: Frelock and Relm - team awesome, team useless  (Read 128721 times)

Pacho

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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 1: can't see shit captain.
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2009, 02:13:45 am »

Nothing beats a sharp torch though.  Fire AND blood covered pointy!
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 1: can't see shit captain.
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2009, 02:15:31 am »

Depends on whether or not either of you guys succeeded. Evil laugh

EDIT: I found the best comic on PA. Try and guess which GM I am!

« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 02:19:58 am by Jackrabbit »
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Errol

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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 1: can't see shit captain.
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2009, 01:17:59 pm »

Um... Tycho?
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 1: can't see shit captain.
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2009, 02:36:06 pm »

I'm going to agree with errol on this one.

Anyhow, since Fobos can no longer participate, does that mean we get a turn now?
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 1: can't see shit captain.
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2009, 06:22:36 pm »

Aye, it do. fobolsC can't participate? Why? Whatever, he's on basic AI

Naughty RTDers. Angering he who is the ender of worlds. Tch.

Round Two

I say something inspiring enough to negate blindness for everyone else.. Something about how 'sometimes, we can only see the truth when it matters most.' Something like that.

Wait, that was a bad idea.

I look for an iron war hammer. All altars should have one. I bet that this one is no exception.

6-1- You search round the altar and press a small panel that org missed. A iron war hemmer falls out, glowing red from the dark bloody magic of a demon god. Sweet. You now have a evil iron war hammer but as you wave it around you stumble. It is very heavy

I search the altars for a weapon/torch.

6-1- Reaching further into the hatch inaluct opened you pull out a mace, glowing red with the same strange power. The mace and the hammer seem attracted to each other. You now have a one handed evil iron mace

I meditate, strengthening my mind.

4- You meditate and gain weak psychic powers which you can use for any path, but only one (i.e. telekinesis, pyrokinesis, hydrokinesis and so on and so forth)

I grab my torch, lunge at Shoruke, and attempt to use the torch's already sharp and pointy bottom end to make a small (Nonlethal) sacrifice of blood; that is, a sacrifice of Shoruke's blood (preferably in the bowl, but I'm not picky)

Clearly this is an altar to Armok!

6-1 You point over Shoruke's shoulder. "what's that over there?" as he spins round, you grab his arm, hold it over the bowl and make a small cut. It drips into the bowl and the room starts to shake. Everyone looks around, scared and Shoruke glares at you. Shoruk is now lightly bleeding. You feel please and with a start realise that it isn't you who feels pleased. Your skin begins to glow, softly but obviously, red. you are touched by a dark god

I'll meditate, focusing on identifying the unknown presence.

1- you attempt to identify the presence. It notices you first and it's angry. You are suddenly stricken by an enormous headache, followed by the words "Either you will serve me, or you will die. I will be waiting"

A low murmuring starts. What the hell is going on?

You now have a enormous headache and are touched by a dark god

I start waving my paperclip around the air,training with a imaginary target.

Yes... I intend to train myself in the art of slaying my enemies with a paperclip!


Paperclip warrior!

5-1- You have learned ingenuity! well done you.

Since it seems a small portion of my blood is being offered to some deity (preferably Armok himself), I will request divine assistance of the altar's deity, namely to teach me fire magic.

6-1- You hear the voice again "a disciple? You look promising. And your blood was delicious. Yes, I will help you, but it will not come cheaply.

You feel hot all of a sudden. Very hot. the tips of your fingers are glowing red! You feel like you are about to catch on fire, but it subsides. You have learned Fire magic but you have also been touched by a dark god

The murmuring is picking up...

I search for secret passages.

3-1- You find no secret passages. Better luck next time. If there is a next time, ha ha.

I attempt to learn the ability of echolocation so that I might sense my surroundings though I cannot see.

6-1- You manage to learn echolocation by yelling very loud. Everyone is annoyed, but screw them, you can echo locate! Gained echolocation

I look for the obsidian sacrificial knife. There's bound to be one.

2-1 You look around for a sacrificial knife and accidentally knock the statue of the god (a very ugly God, you notice) off its resting place on the altar. It hits the floor and smashes. The shaking is getting more noticeable and you can make out voices saying things amidst the murmuring. They aren't saying nice things.

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I look around for something useful

2-1 You fall over and break your nose. You have a broken nose

SUDDENLY!

The room shakes and a voice calls out in the deep base tones of something not of the mortal plane "who dares disturb me? I, the incarnation of death and decay! You will stand before me and you will suffer. And you three" booms the voice as Pacho, nirur torir and shoruke begin to feel like they're being closely scrutinized "I have plans for you" A portal opens in the wall, glowing red, the howling of lost souls fills the room and the blood in the bowl gets sucked into the portal. You and the everyone else tumble over backwards and get dragged through the portal, screaming but over the noise you hear "Wait! wait! I haven't figured out where you will appear! Hang on! Don't-" as the last of you and your friends are dragged through the portal, you hear the Gods final words before you dissapear into the blackness "Oh shit." and then the darkness envelopes you.

What feels like a second later, you tumble into a grey stone room that looks suspiciously like a dungeon. As you get your bearings you notice a decomposing corpse in the corner of the room. Right. Not that encouraging. The door at the other end of the room opens and a pale man in a blood red robe walks in, holding a wicked looking long dagger. He notices you all, screams for help in a grating, high pitched, nails-on-a-blackboard sort of voice, and is quickly joined by two other men, both wielding curved and jagged long daggers! Each dagger glows with the same power in org and inaluct's  weapons They all snarl at you and you notice there teeth are filed to a point. Well shit.

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Org

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I train using my mace by smashing enemy faces in
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 06:44:06 pm by Org »
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Jackrabbit

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Sing?
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inaluct

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I crush one of the zealot's heads into a gory paste with the hammer.
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Jackrabbit

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I'm just going to assume org meant with, not sing. Also, the mace and warhammer cause less damage against evil creatures not less attacks. I'll change that for the next update, keep it in mind.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 06:45:04 pm by Jackrabbit »
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Shoruke

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I light these new opponents on fire. No point in being a god's apostle if you're useless at using his magic.
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

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I try to learn healing magic.
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Jackrabbit

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I light these new opponents on fire. No point in being a god's apostle if you're useless at using his magic.

You can't multi attack just yet. You fire at Zealot A 'kay?
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Shoruke

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Surez. Hopefully positioning doesn't matter, and I don't end up roasting Org.

...Which guy is he attacking anyway?
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

Jackrabbit

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Oh, I didn't notice that. Hang on Org, I'm changing re-writing your action. He is also attacking zealot A, it goes alphabetically if you don't specify.

EDIT: Boy, that went a lot better than had you simply trained it. Shoruke should be grateful.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 07:31:06 pm by Jackrabbit »
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Pacho

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I run towards the so called zealots (the closest one) and attack savagely with my bloody, pointy, torch (hopefully somehow lighting its other end in the process).  I jab and jab until there's enough blood to paint the walls a nice skin-glow red for the glory of my new-found deity!
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 09:12:01 pm by Pacho »
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