Is That You, Santa Claus? No, It's Turn 47I try to find the ent.
2. You concentrate, chanting the eldritch words in your Spellbook of Locate. Nothing happens, and you sigh, dejected. Then you realize that the Ent is right there. Seriously.
Holy Resurrection of Cthulhu!
3+2=5. You use your incredible magical powers to bring Gruffy back from the dead. Your resurrection is so amazing that you heal his wounds, and are able to channel your regeneration powers and try to regrow his limbs!
2+1=3. 3+1=4. You regrow both his legs, although one is a bit weak. +2 xp to healing. +1 xp to regeneration.
I calmly walk over to the ent and turn him into minced ent.
6. You charge at the Ent, swinging mightily at his leg - but in the process, you hurl the blade right to his head! You will have to retrieve it next turn. 2+1=3. He moves out of the way, but his Entish reflexes are too slow! His neck is sliced heavily. He is now wounded and has
agonizing pain. +2 xp to swordsman.
Every illusionary mage needs an illusionary field artillery piece (Napoleonic era style) that appears at opportune times, such as when a zombie elephant needs to be shot. I fulfill this need for myself.
6-1=5. You create a mighty illusionary cannon, blasting off powerful illusionary shots! The Oliphaunt roars in fear, and
stampedes into the peasants!
Remove FRUSTRATION by arguing with Relm about global warming.
3. You try to argue with Relm, but it only makes you angrier! You gain two frustration points. You are now have
vimly anger and your frustration meter is at 5/10.
COMBAT OPERANDI: ARMISTYX. Ask DEATH to make Gruffybears alive again.
Your demi-godness suddenly disappears!
2. You ask DEATH to revive Gruffy, but he only points at Gruffy, alive and well.
He does offer to play a game of chess with you, though.
Shock Gruffybears to return him to life
3+1=4. You try to shock Gruffy, but it only badly burns him! Frig!
Anyway i stab the goblin AGAIN
4+1=5. You charge at the goblin, filled with rage, and aim for the neck! 3+1=4. The goblin tries to dodge, but in your charge, you go too fast for him to fully dodge the blow! You cut him in the jugular, and he is
badly bleeding and wounded!
Fondly Regard Ressurection.
5. You fondly look upon yourself, once again living. In fact, you gain some knowledge from it, and realize that your time beyond Death's grey curtain has brought you wisdom. You manipulate the very threads of life, mending your wounds and creating a
Rubik's Potion! You gain +2 to MSPA Reader and +2 to God.
Try not to bleed to death. Also attack that guy
4+1=5. The goblin shoots at Phazer! 1-1=1. Phazer dodges right into the shot, and it hits him in the head, knocking him unconscious and wounding him.
6. The goblin tries not to bleed to death. He stops bleeding so much that blood flow slows! He is now
oxygen deprived.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEG
6+1=6. The Oliphaunt charges at the peasants, completely obliterating every last one. He continues charging, completely filled with anger and fear. He smashes into a tree and is stunned for 1 turn.
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