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[Cheddarius]

Guys, there's a problem. Some people have skills, like they can jump very high.
However, this doesn't actually do anything.
Anyone can jump very high if schle rolls a 5, regardless of whether schle has the skill or not.
So... yeah.

[Jackrabbit]

Doesn't jumping very high imply that they can do it on a 3, 4, 5 and 6? Or just a 4, 5 and 6?

It's possible you'll need to enforce the 'that's too ridiculous' rule as the situation warrants. It might not be consistent but it'll help.

[Cheddarius]

Hmmm, okay.

[Lear]

I chop a section off one of the tree trunks and use it to float down the river.

[Phazer]

ok , How come i have 2 ''Holding'' in my status?

[Vlynndar]

I see my ability to jump very high as a fun, and possibly 'signature' solution to problems. It's fun for stomping on enemies. Or, if he weren't late, jump on Binky's head and imitate Rose Lalonde.

Right now, if there is a problem, I ask myself how I can solve that with either jumping very high or magnetising something.
It will be hard to find a use for my cursed genitals, though.

[Cheddarius]

Wh-what do you mean, Phazer? You don't have any extra "Holding" things. Any evidence that you ever did is a lie and was probably planted by communist zombie robots who also eat babies.

Also, I made extra arms way more useful. Say hello to slashing people twice by holding two swords! I guess. I mean theoretically you could hold four daggers and that would be better, but whatever.

[GruffyBears]

Oh, I apologise.

Using the duct tape, I'll help build a bridge across the river.

[Cheddarius]

Spoiler: Current Actions (click to show/hide)

If the shop is up, I'll buy a *microcline idol* and a pair of +pigtail socks+. My primary action will be to ask them if they have any other quests.

I practice using TK to force-choke enemies.

Dejected, I get in touch with the gods. Y'know, just a quick call. Tell 'em I'm fine, ask how the wife and children are. Or man and children.

Strike pose of asskicking. Then write invitations to local corporations.

I search the town for magic items, like spellbooks or magic armor.

Escape the forest!

Using the duct tape, I'll help build a bridge across the river.

I chop a section off one of the tree trunks and use it to float down the river.

Huh, everyone posted, I guess.
Stuff:
Nirur Torir, what do you want the shop to be stocked with?
CJ, you are stunned from the bolt. You cannot move; you will auto-fail your escape roll.
Errol, there are no local corporations. Everyone is dead.

[Vlynndar]

Errol, there are no local corporations. Everyone is dead.

Corporations is short for corpses.

[Cheddarius]

Ah, yes. What would you like to invite the corpses to?

[zchris13]

Orgies.  Lot's of orgies.

[Cheddarius]

Nirur, CJ, Errol?

[GruffyBears]

Or, if he weren't late, jump on Binky's head and imitate Rose Lalonde.

Knit the scarf. Ride the ogre.

This game definitely needs more MSPA references.

[Errol]

Okay, anyone alive in the victinity really. Perhaps a minor deity or such a thing too.