Round 41You have done an excellent job capturing the spirit of an RTD.
While Don Juan continues to fire at Binky, I create illusions of bullseye targets on Binky, hopefully improving the accuracy of attacks against him.
Thanks!
1. Reroll. 4+2=6. 6-1=5.
You use your eldritch magicks to summon a mighty bullseye target right in Binky's stupid face. It improves accuracy of attacks by 1! What's more, your illusion is so great that Binky is cursed to be hit the next time he is attacked! (+2 to curses)
In anticipation of doom, I raise my power to the NEXT LEVEL! (somehow)
3. You raise your power to the NEXT LEVEL! Yep. Doesn't actually do anything, though.
I shoot a large fireball at the ditch.
6-1=5. You wave your hands, creating a massive sphere of agony and burning, and hurl it into the ditch with all your might! BULLSEYE JITSU: AUTO HIT! Your insanely hot fireball initiates the first stages of nuclear fusion, leveling the area around him! He is melted into
star iron. You pocket it.
I equip the breastplate, sword and dagger. I sling my crossbow over my back and stash the bolts away. I then join my companions in finishing off Binky.
AUTO-SUCCESS: You come across a Bag of Holding and put your stuff in that. Also, I've changed the Sword of Mayoral Might to only be compatible with a sash (turned out to be good for something after all). So the crossbow turned out to be your best option here. Then you go to the place.
Skewer the elf on his own sword again(using TK), then ride out to the river.
4+1=5. You grab the elf's sword and stab at him! 6. He leaps to the side, but lands poorly, and one of his rotting, necrotic legs falls off. He gets -1 to dodge.
You cannot retreat, you are in battle!
I leave Binky alone for a while and pratice with Shoruke in 'streaking across the sky', using our bouncy skills and demigodliness as a base.
You take off all your clothes, swinging your genitals gloriously in the breeze, and invite Shoruke to join you in a fun-filled eye-burning leap. Hurray!
4+1=5. You leap about together in the buff, celebrating man's form. The zombie mayor is so shocked at your crass defiling of his beautiful city that he crawls into a fetal position, sobbing. He cannot move for 3 turns and has -3 to dodge. (Note: Thanks for reminding me about your demi-god-ness! I might have forgotten otherwise)
I Search the smithy for a weapon (Sword,Dagger).
And steal it with invis activated and some armor too if there's any
1. You look around the smithy for something cool. Oh look, there's a pretty cool sword or something there... what it's a trap who even makes an exploding sword what is that
You are now
badly burnt.
Convince the zombies to not attack me.
6+1=6. You deliver a striking oratorial masterpiece, convincing the zombies to rise up against their former masters, and join you in the good fight, the fight for freedom and joy and low taxes! The two peasants clap wildly. Unfortunately, the strain on their feeble zombie bodies causes them to suffer zombie heart attacks. They fall down. The mayor rises up. "You insolent fool! No man comes into my town and delivers speeches except me!"
The mayor has shaken off his effect.
Everything...so...pointy!
Kill all elves.
2. You slap the elf around a bit, but nothing happens.
COMBAT
Elf 1 waves his arms at Frelock feebly! 1. He overexerts himself and his arm falls off. (-1 to attack)
Poll
12 (80%)
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