Make elves extra-crispy.
1-2(burn)-2(bleeding)=1.
Ouch.
You summon forth lightning from the heavens to smite your enemies! The sky rumbles as it sends a mighty bolt! You are struck by the lightning and explode.
Game over.
I try cast healing on myself to stop the bleeding.
5+1(healing)=6. You concentrate, and your wound magically knits itself back together! You shout in joy, for you -
What is this
I don't even
You are in Lord Jabu-Jabu's stomach.
I search Jabu Jabu's innards for any treasure chests.
2. You search Lord Jabu-Jabu for treasure! Some girl with a gigantic head and eyes on the side yells at you. You freak out and run away.
I use my clown skills to kill the other guard, they must be useful for something.
3. You summon a mighty balloon animal from the heavens! The guard pops it.
Heal CJ, intimidate elves.
5+1(healer)-1(healer)=5. You bring CJ back to life in his original body! Holy smokes! Wow! He has lost all effects, like sunwalker and such.
You can't intimidate the elves right now, you're busy healing CJ.
Have Binky gut-punch Lord Jabu Jabu so that he'll vomit up Lear.
Gruffy is reincarnated as a new person.
6. Binky is not listening to you. You telekinetically force him to gut-punch Lord Jabu-Jabu! He explodes into gore, spewing out everyone inside.
Binky is filled with rage! He turns on you!
I- Um. I go to the Massive River to clean myself and have a drink of water. The last upstream of where I cleaned myself.
6-1(ache)=5. You go to the river and wash up. You clean yourself so well that you are completely clean! And since cleanliness is next to godliness, you have become a
demi-god!
Oh, by the way, new achievement for you.
 Died&b=Soiled self in fear, then ate it&c=u&e=1102&f=1&short)
I loot the tavern for stuff to drink.
3. You look in the tavern, but find nothing. Maybe it's in the cellar or something.
Hold an election to the mayoral office of the town. Run as a candidate.
AUTO-SUCCESS: You are now mayor! Wheeee!
EVENTS:
Elf Guard 2 slashes at. 2. CJ!
4+1(swordsman). He delivers a strong slash!
3. CJ fails to dodge! He is now
bleeding.
5. CJ's
bleeding heals a bit! He is now
lightly bleeding.
El Matador comes across a guard. "Stop, you!" El Matador smiles, at least his fingers sort of twitch a little bit, and raises his sword.
3+1=4. (1 xp) El Matador delivers an average blow.
4. The guard quickly sidesteps it.
3. The guard tries to slash at El Matador, but his hand slips and he misses entirely!
3+1=4. (1 xp) El Matador stabs at the guard!'
6. The guard dodges it gracefully, but trips! (Must get up)
1. The guard tries to get up, but he slips and hits his head! (-1 to dodge, bleeding)
5! El Matador brings his sword up, striking downward with incredible force!
2-1=1. The guard is unable to dodge! He is cleft in twain!
(Out of 3): 2. The guard has sewn himself together to become a zombie follower of El Matador!
Poll
12 (80%)
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