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[Cheddarius]

Yeah, if Gruffy doesn't post tomorrow I'll just give him a stomachache and move on.

[Relm]

Waiting. 

[Cheddarius]

Yeah, I'm just waiting to see if GB will take his turn or not.
He probably won't.

[Vlynndar]

Oh, I'm here. If Gruffy doesn't appear, softening the ground for his landing wouln't be useful anymore.
I forgot what I was supposed to be doing, so I'll just join my horse Shoruke and practice horseback archery for a while.

[Cheddarius]

TIME TO DIE, GRUFFY
ALSO NINJA
AS SOON AS I DO SOME OTHER THINGS
EVEN GMS NEED TO EAT BREAKFAST YOU KNOW

[Cheddarius]

I'll just join my horse Shoruke and practice horseback archery for a while.

4: You practice a bit, using 3 bolts. You gain 1 experience to crossbow user (If you gain 2, I'll give you 1 to crossbow and 1 to horseback archery, I guess)

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Amplify the actions of people willing to save GruffyBears to "Overkill".

1. You accidentally amplify your own action to a 6.
6. You do so, but accidentally make your own action a 1.
1. You accidentally amplify your own action to a 6.
6. You do so, but accidentally make your own action a 1.
1. You accidentally amplify your own action to a 6.
6. You do so, but accidentally make your own action a 1.
1. You accidentally amplify your own action to a 6.
6. You do so, but accidentally make your own action a 1.

ERROL IS STRUCK BY PARADOX!
ERROL EXPLODES INTO GORE!

I clear up Frelock's illusion, then cast Illusionary Saint on him.

1. Rerolling. 6+2=8: You wave your arms in a vaguely magical maOH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Oh, wait. It's just an illusion.
Frelock now looks like Cthulhu.
You run away anyway.

Generate Magic Arms for Nirur Torir (and clear up his bruises)

4. You generate some pretty decent re-generated arms, though they're small and no good for combat.

I search for anything useful, And pick it up if it's not dangerous to my health or that of my allies.

1. You look around for anything useful. Aw cool, someone left a sword in their oh dear god it's alive
You have been stabbed and are now bleeding.

I'll spy on the elves by climbing their wall.

6. You climb the wall and fall in. You see some peaceful elves in the distance, praying to wood or some prissy idiot thing like that. Wait, they're all staying still.
They... seem to be made of cardboard.
Also, there are two elven guards in front of you.

Declare myself Thor, god of thunder, and attempt to find a hammer. And grow a beard.

1. You are the mighty Thor! You will destroy all in your path! You run through the forest and scramble over some batch of vines. There are two elven guards in front of you and Phazer.

Learn how to summon bigger fish

1. You concentrate with all your might, summoning large sea-based animals from the heavens!
You are now inside Lord Jabu-Jabu.

Die horribly.

Well, if you say so.
ROCKS FALL
EVERYONE IN THAT LIST DIES

Events:
The zombie arm begins its journey. It starves to death and dies.

Status up in a bit

[Cheddarius]

Round 36 statuses

Players

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Wearing: Nice clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects: Stuck magic, is Al Gore
Holding: Jagged dagger (sheathed) and a powered longsword (held) flamethrower (slung over back)
Skills: dabbling weapons proficiency
Powers: strong protective magicINACTIVE, can pull ridiculous shit

Spoiler: Nirur Torir (click to show/hide)

 
Wearing: Wearing zealot robes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects: touched by a dark god ,Looks like a mummy, invisible, gibbering religion starter, re-generated arms
Holding: Jagged, evil dagger
Skills: swordsman
Powers: super strong illusionary powers

Spoiler: frelock (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches,cure critical wounds potion.
Holding: PCP staff
Effects: balding?, looks like Cthulhu
Powers: very strong TK powers, strong healer, weak distance healing, regeneration ability can fly!
Minions:'Peter',zombie giant spider

Spoiler: lear (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects: broken arm(s) Interesting!,fixed leg?
Holding: strange key, two potions, sonic blade.
Skills:swordsman
Powers: echolocation, sonic boom, yuri Kicking powers!

Spoiler: Relm (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, leather armor backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Effects: Farty mc fartpants, bleeding
Skills: healer, very strong fire powers Ice magic swordsman
Holding: longsword
Minions:

Spoiler: Phazer (click to show/hide)

Wearing: average clothes, backpack which holds a torch and 6 matches.
Holding: +1 attack chopping knife
Effects:touched by a dark god invisibly lost
Skills: Adept Swordsman!, Super Secret Clown Skill ninja, Invisibility
Holding Jagged, evil dagger

Spoiler: Vlynndar (click to show/hide)

Wearing: clothes
Holding: Crossbow, quiver (27/30 bolts)
Skills: crossbow user extremely springy
Powers: magnetizer
Minions: Shoruke the Horse

Spoiler: CJ1145 (click to show/hide)

wearing: Clothes, robes, trousers
Alignment: ?
Holding: Sword
Effects: Sunwalker, Cloudwatcher, Inhabiting a mannequin, regunvinated
Powers: Strong lightning powers

NPCs/pets

Spoiler: Peter the Large Zombie spider (click to show/hide)

skills: can crawl on walls, mount
effects: Empowered blood
Owner:Frelock

Spoiler: Binky the Black Knight Guardian (click to show/hide)

Wearing: Heavy armor
Wielding: Evil two handed sword
Skills: No pain, no fear, cannot bleed
Effects: Huge, violent,Bootstrap fit
Owner: Gruffybears

Spoiler: Shoruke the Horse (click to show/hide)

Effects: Hopping about
Skills: Shoruke (horse)
Owner: Vlynndar

(Town)

Spoiler: Mayor (click to show/hide)

He better have a top hat... Teleports?! Fabulous tie.

Spoiler: Blacksmith (click to show/hide)

Effects: Keepin' busy

Spoiler: Shopkeeper 1 (click to show/hide)

Her/his husband/wife Ith heeld
GENDER CONFUSION!

Locations
Dungeon
Empty room
Altar room

Spaaace Dungeon!

Spoiler: Torture room (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

NPCs:

Features:

Connections:Prison

Spoiler: Prison (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

NPCs:

Features:

Connections:Torture room, Magma corridor(ladder)

Spoiler: Magma corridor (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

NPCs:

Features:Magma
zero gravity field,Dead skinned fire imp with frostbite.

Connections:Prison(ladder), The 'Fuck You' room

Spoiler: The 'fuck you' room (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

NPCs:

Features:One dead Ogre, Probably done burning green gunk

Connections:Magma Corridor,ominous red glowy room,door into space.

Spoiler: Ominous red glowy room (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

NPCs:

Features:A large, rounded and domed room. At the far end of the room is an enormous statue, it's eyes glowing red. It looks human, but fills you with dread. On the edges of the room, ringing it around except for the entrance you just passed through, is magma. At he bottom of the statue was two giant black knight guardians!
 Charred zealot corpse,Einstein the zombie's skeleton,melted wall,Slap Chopped zealot corpse,non-Slap Chopped but still shredded zealot corpse,cthulhu-esque figurine. Whole room glowing red.

Connections:The 'Fuck you' room,dark glowing room.

Some forest

Spoiler: area 1 (click to show/hide)

people:lear, Link

Enemies:

NPCs:

Features:trees,a exploded bush,a shredded tree,bolt in tree,melted remains of Inaluct,exploded impy mess,Serephe also exploded somewhere far away.

Connections:'North'

Spoiler: 'North' (click to show/hide)

people:

Enemies:

NPCs:

Features:large open plains,and a township directly ahead!

Connections:Area 1,Town.

Spoiler: Town (click to show/hide)

people:frelock, Vlynndar

Enemies:

NPCs:Frelock's zombie spider(currently on a building), Gruffybear's Black Knight Guardian, Shoruke the horse.

Features:tavern, guard house, mayors house, blacksmith, several shops (weapons, armor, trinkets, provisions) a mage's guild, a fighter's guild and a seers place.
Lots of villagers,and village guards,with swords. Plot hook.

Connections:'North',Massive River.

Spoiler: Massive River (click to show/hide)

people:Relm, Errol

Enemies:?

NPCs:?

Features:?

Connections:Town,Dense Forest.

Spoiler: Elven Retreat (click to show/hide)

people:Phazer, CJ

Enemies: Elven Guard 1, Elven Guard 2

NPCs: ?

Features:

Connections:

Spoiler: Lord Jabu-Jabu's stomach (click to show/hide)

people: Lear

Enemies: ?

NPCs: ?

Features: Mighty locked doors block both sides of the chamber.

Connections: ?

Click above for the achievements!

[GruffyBears]

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was such a fool!!

Any chance I could get better?

(warning:TV Tropes link)

EDIT: I realise it's a dick move to just ask to come back like this, but I've been preparing for a trip I'm going on tomorrow. Is there any chance someone else could run me until Friday afternoon(GMT time)?

[Cheddarius]

Mon dieu! He lives!
Yeah, sure, you can get better. I don't see a problem with that...
Do you want to come back now or on Friday?

Also thanks for the TVTropes seed - I have too much work to do now but it will likely provide hours of entertainment sometime.

[GruffyBears]

I'd prefer to come back on friday, but if everyone else is ready, go ahead, I'll spend that turn getting better.
Also, I think that is the only time anyone has ever thanked anyone else for a link to TV tropes.

[zchris13]

I've thanked some people sarcastically before.

[Cheddarius]

That wasn't sarcastic. I honestly enjoy reading TVTropes. Sure, it can be bad, very bad. It's often kept me from going to sleep when I should. But if I can manage to just keep the seed, and not look at it, I'll have some entertainment when I'm bored and have a few hours to kill.
Actually, I do wish I had some more good seeds. A lot of times, since I've read so much, I end up crossing into material I've already read.

[Relm]

I step away from the sword and cast healing on me to stop the bleeding.

[Lear]

I use my yuri mind control powers to sway the mind of Lord Jabu Jabu and get him to tell me where the boss is.

[Frelock]

Thank you for stepping up to the plate, Cheddarius.  I had actually forgotten about this one; and my new computer with wiped "you're in this thread" reminders didn't help.

Ride out to the elven retreat on Peter!  The elves shall know my wrath!

What would you do if Cthulhu came over to you riding on the back of a giant zombie spider?

Not that I'm picky or anything, but shouldn't there be +1 to the roll from the PCP staff?