Round 42I go to the town and search for magic items.
2. You go to the town and look around, but you don't find anything.
Bah, just pick up a boulder with TK and throw it at the stupid zombie.
5+crazy mods=5. You hurl a boulder at the zombie! 4-1=3. The zombie is unable to dodge, and already missing two limbs, it is crushed underneath the mighty boulder! You dance a little.
I Search the smithy for a weapon (Sword,Dagger).
And steal it with invis activated and some armor too if there's any
1. You search the smithy again, but you get bored and fall asleep. (Lose 1 turn)
Challenge mayor to a battle of wits (think Insult Fighting)
You challenge the mayor to an insult battle to the death! You thunder out an insult. (insult used: +1 if less than 4)
5. You insult him mightily. "You're a stupid-head!" 6. The mayor is shocked by this proclamation. He shakes it off, but is susceptible to new attacks (-1 to dodge).
4+1=5. You try again, encouraged! You bust out in rhyme. "Yo I'm MC Errol and I'm here to say/this mayor fellow here seems awfully gay/now I'm not homophobic, it's just I couldn't find/a pretty good insult that was suitably rhymed/and now I will deliver this insanely great diss/your enemies only fear you when you're aiming to miss!" 2-1=1. The mayor is completely shocked by your insane rhyming zcyllz. His kidneys explode. (Wounded)
2+1+1+1=5. Seeing an opening, you quickly follow up with a pincer attack of insults. You shout "When the wind of change blew, you were six feet underground and had rats eating your organs!", and then scoff at the mayor's inferiority, saying "You can't eat brains." The mayor cowers as you roar "You. Are. A. KINGGGG!!!!!!" 2-1=1. The mayor is taken completely off guard. He sobs about how he has become that which he hates, then explodes in gore.
(+6 to Insults)
It's time for some illusonary censorship!
4+stuff=5. You successfully censor Vlynndar's manly bits. He now has
cursed genitalia. A merchant caravan rides up to you. The lead tradesdwarf dismounts and bows deeply. "Thank ye, lad! 'Twas a horrible sight indeed, but it has passed with your help. I offer you a thousand gold coins, and you may buy anything you like from us. Your comrades may trade and sell too, but not that free-swinging scum. <Shop up later. Buying/selling is free action.>
I'll teach Shoruke to fly.
I love this RTD.
2. You try to teach Shoruke to fly, but to no avail.
Strike the trees, and set them ablaze. Leave myself an escape route.
6. You send lightning bolts to burn the trees. Fire, fire! Ahahahahah! All will burn before Thor's wrath! Unfortunately, a stray bolt hits you and you are
stunned. You will receive 1 level of burn damage each turn from the burning forest.
I slice down trees with my sonic blade in order to create a way to cross the river.
4. You chop at some trees, but they are quite tough. You've gotten partway through them, and another similar attack would probably take them down, but holy jeez the forest is burning get out get out get out
The river's forest is close to the burning forest. It will start burning in 3 turns if the forest is not put out. You could probably just cross the river in that time, though.
Swap the sword for the crossbow, try and jury-rig it to fire other forms of ammuntion (nothing strange, just arrows or slingshot pellets as a kind of backup).
You swap weapons.
5. Oh man, this is going to be awesome.
Using some grass, a bit of your hair, and a piece of string, you turn the crossbow into
MacGyver's Crossbow Of Fury. Oh yeah. (+2 to inventing)
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