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Do you agree that the xp system should be change from (0/1), (0/2), (0/3), (0/4) ect. to something like (0/1), (0/2), (0/4), (0/8) ect?

Yes
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No
- 3 (20%)

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Author Topic: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 49: Frelock and Relm - team awesome, team useless  (Read 128790 times)

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As of two days ago, all of us are on the waiting list.  >:(
Lulz.

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Rolls.
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As of two days ago, all of us are on the waiting list.  >:(
Lulz.

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Rolls.
Hay, you stolled ma rolls!
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That was one of the better parties, I admit. When you don't know where you are when you wake up, somethings gone right.

Sorry everyone. Turns up within the hour
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #138 on: April 18, 2009, 08:30:05 pm »

Sorry....

Round Six

I learn how to use my echolocation to unleash a mind shattering scream.

5- You learn to produce a mind shattering scream! Well done. You now possess the power sonic boom

(You forgot to put "acronym=" in one of your tags, and it's kind of redundant to have 1- You suddenly slow down! -1 to dodge for 2 turns! slow

Anyway, since zealot C seems to have taken in interest in me, I raze him to the ground with fire in the name of The Unraveler of Reality.

3- You send a small ball of fire towards Zealot C. Roll to dodge! (3) The zealot moves to the side, negating some of the blow (6-1) Which manages to burn his arm clean off! The zealot drops to the ground but his eyes glow and he stands back up, picking up his sword. he grins. Worse still, the fire cauterized the wound so no bleeding for you! Ah well, he can't hit as well with his right arm. -1 to any attack made by zealot C

I grow more and more demented at the sight of blood being spilled.  So much so, that I try to will the blood to gush out of the zealots' wounds (all of those that have been wounded).  Hopefully not doing the same to those in the party who follow my god, but the rest I don't care about =P


3- Extending your hand you screw up your features and concentrate, forcing your will into physical form. You send out tendrils of unearthly power! Inaluct gets a nosebleed. It quickly stops.


I attempt to combine my weak healing powers along with my telekinesis powers to create the awesome power that is TK healing!  I practice using my own light wound.

4- you gain weak distance healing

i use my dagger to slice at a zealot and tries to learn something from it.

5- You run at Zealot C, because he's the most wounded. Shwing! (2+1) You hit him in the other arm, but just barely (6-1) You somehow manage to cut that one off as well! You are now a swordsman. The Zealot is heavily bleeding

Deliver a groin-kick at Zealot B, then stab 'im.

5- you run up to Zealot B and try to kick him in the nadgers. Roll to dodge! (2-1) The zealot doubles over in pain and you stab downwards (2+1) Slashing him across his back. Zealot B is now lightly bleeding

I go to where the zealots are and start hitting them with the hammer.

6- Smashy smashy! You swing at Zealot C, who has no arms and is thus the best target. Roll to dodge! (1) Smashing him right in the face! (4-1+1) It pulps his nose, causing heavy bleeding. Zealot C bleeds out very quickly and collapses backwards with a sigh. He disintegrates quickly. You are now a hammerman

Sweet,I'm still alive!

Sorry for my absence,my router decided to have a melt down and we had to wait for a new one.

Action: I shove my decomposed arm's finger so far up zealot C's nose that it pokes his brain!

4+1- you run up to Zealot B and put your arm to work! (2-1) Zealot B is poked! (4+1) It goes into his brain! Oh, the pokey horror! Zealot B is now bran damaged. He still feels no pain. It may be because of the brain damage, I don't know. I'm not a doctor alright?

Inaluct.
Come to where the zealots are so I do more damage.

CHARGE! FOR THE EMPEROR!

5+1- You charge across the gap, screaming! FOR WHICHEVER GOD YOU CURRENTLY SUPPORT! Zealot A is attacked! Roll to dodge! 1-1! Caught in the face! Oh God almighty! 2-1+1+1 His nose is broken! Zealot a is now bleeding

I look for a sword.

4- You search the area and find, against all odds, a longsword! It was shoved into the ribs of some prisoner. He might have still been alive, you didn't check. From the amount of blood that spurted out after you grabbed the sword, he isn't now. You are now wielding a longsword,. You holster your dagger, because it has a damage penalty.

I go to where the zealots are and start hitting them with the hammer.

4- you run up to Zealot A, make a witty pun and hit him with your hammer. Roll to dodge! (5) Zealot A dives out of the way and stands up looking smug.

Quote from: nirur torir
I attack Zealot A with my dagger!

5- you run towards Zealot A like a man possessed! Roll to dodge! (1-1) Zealot A is stabbed in the ribs! (6+1) Piercing his heart and killing him instantaneously! You are now a swordsman

Enemies

Zealot B attacks SHAD0Wdump! 4-1! Not the best shot ever, it must be said but still, roll to dodge! (2+1) SHAD0Wdump manages to negate most of the blow (4-1) and is not injured at all

The Zealot leader goes for the now thoroughly bloody and frothing at the mouth Pacho! 6- What a shot! roll to dodge! (4-1) He just manages to make it out of the way, getting caught in the side! (2-1) And is totally unharmed! Give it up for the bloody, frothing madman folks!

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« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 01:08:57 am by Jackrabbit »
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #139 on: April 18, 2009, 08:32:34 pm »

I need to consider some stuff.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2009, 08:35:05 pm by inaluct »
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #140 on: April 18, 2009, 08:36:03 pm »

Cool, you do that. What stuff?
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #141 on: April 18, 2009, 08:40:04 pm »

Welp, I guess its time to reconsider that bloodwork!

I SUMMON ALL OF THE ZEALOT'S BLOOD OUT OF HIS BODY, MAKING IT GUSH OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE!

Edit:  Also, my dagger!  it has disappeared! *goes to a corner and cries*
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #142 on: April 18, 2009, 08:41:29 pm »

CHARGE THE LEADER!

FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR!
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #143 on: April 18, 2009, 08:46:05 pm »

I poke out the leader's eyes with my paperclip.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 06:14:05 pm by SHAD0Wdump »
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #144 on: April 18, 2009, 08:54:26 pm »

Why is there a dagger on my belt? :-\.

I give the dagger that's on my belt to Pacho then look for some armor.
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #145 on: April 18, 2009, 08:56:40 pm »

I just forgot to give Pacho his dagger, no need.
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #146 on: April 18, 2009, 09:02:24 pm »

Jackrabbit, why do I have a dagger? I didn't have one before.  -.-
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #147 on: April 18, 2009, 09:09:06 pm »

Really? Sorry, I'll get rid of it.
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #148 on: April 18, 2009, 09:10:24 pm »

And where's my helicopter? I had a helicopter. It should be in my status list.
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Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 6: Oh my god, those poor henchmen...
« Reply #149 on: April 18, 2009, 09:17:01 pm »

I also seem to remember you were heavily bleeding from the testicles, hmm inaluct?
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