Turn 29The trees said that I'm hallucinating. That's a giant bunny, not an elf. I need to hug the nice bunny.
4- You hug the bunny! The bunny targets you! Hooray!
I follow the group.
5- You head into the plane and arrive in the town. The elf watches you go but is focused on Nirur Torir.
I use my gravity watch to create a wall of repulsion between the Guardian and the town,rigged for easy dismissal. If Gruffybears wants to let the guardian continue anyway,I instead start searching around for anything shiny.
5- A wall appears in front of the guard! It continues anyway, not having reached it yet, but sigh with relief. It's safe.
In any case, I will ride Peter to the town, and attempt to find a weapons shop while there.
6- You gallop? Spider? Sidle? into town! The townspeople run in terror. You shrug and quickly locate a weapons shop.
I perform an unholy ritual to try to reconnect with my not-so-nice of a deity. I, of course, follow the group without really caring where we're going.
3-
"I'm still here, fool. Revive me! North, damn you!"You head into the town.
I roast the elf. Literally.
5- You kazap! Roll to Dodge! (2-1) The elf is hit in a sensitive place! (1+1) But calls upon the powers of wuss to save him! He's okay, for now, but looks shaken. He does not target you, feeling a bit scrambled.
Strong lightning powersI try to discover the figurine's use/origin.
3- It's a figure. Would look nice on a mantelpiece.
FOLLOW and TRAIN WITH CROSSBOW
5- You WALK out across the plane into the town, and TRAIN a tad with your crossbow. You are now an
expert crossbow user.
I lead the people 'following the group' in circles, then once the circle gets tight enough, leave them following each other and proceed north.
On my hands.
The whole time.
6- You make everyone who posted below you or has not left the clearing follow you in a circle by whistling 'Old Man River'. Unfortunately, you forget to break off. Everyone in the clearing, including you, is
circlized.
-1 to metallic weapons. Ohshi~
Something needs to be done against that elf. I magnetize the elf and firing some homing bolts at it/him/her.
3- You quickly
magnetized the elf for one turn, and fire! (3+1) Roll to Dodge! (6-1) The bolt sticks into a tree and can't pull itself out!
1. Fire up protective magic.
2. Purify the heck out of Ninja. WITH FIRE. (Longsword energy bolts are fine, too)
1- Your protective magic is stuck. Fix it!
stuck magic Ha! if i hadn't been looking out for that elf, we could all be dead by now! Or something..
I will conjure an illusion of millions of chopped down trees and wood crafts in the elfs mind, hopefully causing them to go catatonic. (or, failing that cry uncontrollably like a.. prissy elf)
2+1- The elf shrugs it off, seeing through your cunning illusion.
Try desperately to stop my Knight (who is now named "Binky") from wrecking the town by singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" to him.
3- 'I see a little silhouette of a man...' he ignores you, but stops anyway. Barrier.
i will trigger my invisibilty and head to the town and scout
6- You head into the town, invisible, and quickly locate a tavern, guard house, mayors house, blacksmith, several shops (weapons, armor, trinkets, provisions) a mage's guild, a fighter's guild and a seers place. Also, a lot of terrified people.
Offer the blood from my bleeding hand to the Evil God! 
4- The blood stops flowing. You hear a
"yum yum" and suddenly you get some really cool looking boots! Aw man, cool, they're totally useless!
OtherThe arm flops into town.
All respective minions follow their masters.
EnemiesThe elf attack Nirur Torir! (4) Roll to Dodge! (2-1) He is hit in the chest and blown to the ground! (4-1) causing
medium bruising!Ow!
Event roll2- The villager guards are drawing their swords. There's a lot of them.
Poll
12 (80%)
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Topic: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 49: Frelock and Relm - team awesome, team useless (Read 129309 times)