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Do you agree that the xp system should be change from (0/1), (0/2), (0/3), (0/4) ect. to something like (0/1), (0/2), (0/4), (0/8) ect?

Yes
- 12 (80%)
No
- 3 (20%)

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Author Topic: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 49: Frelock and Relm - team awesome, team useless  (Read 129297 times)

Errol

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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1245 on: August 28, 2009, 05:57:33 am »

1. Fire up protective magic.
2. Purify the heck out of Ninja. WITH FIRE. (Longsword energy bolts are fine, too)
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1246 on: August 28, 2009, 05:58:35 am »

One or the other man, one or the other.
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Re: Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1247 on: August 28, 2009, 07:43:41 am »

Pick the more awesome one.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1248 on: August 28, 2009, 08:53:21 am »

Ha! if i hadn't been looking out for that elf, we could all be dead by now! Or something..

I will conjure an illusion of millions of chopped down trees and wood crafts in the elfs mind, hopefully causing them to go catatonic. (or, failing that cry uncontrollably  like a.. prissy elf)
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I supose if a dwarf is unhappy or hurt they might have a miscarriage. Perhaps we could experiment a bit.

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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1249 on: August 28, 2009, 10:24:12 am »

I lead the people 'following the group' in circles, then once the circle gets tight enough, leave them following each other and proceed north.
On my hands.
The whole time.
das mean
A little, perhaps, but I could do a lot worse. Still, I'm just having fun with you guys. What are the chances that my actions are secretly some sort of ritual that breaks a demon seal to release the horrors from below us to devour us all?
Not very high, I say. Especially since I'm supposed to be one of the good guys.
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1250 on: August 28, 2009, 07:32:22 pm »

Whoopie, I can post again!

Action:
Try desperately to stop my Knight (who is now named "Binky") from wrecking the town by singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" to him.
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Re: Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1251 on: August 29, 2009, 06:20:42 am »

I lead the people 'following the group' in circles, then once the circle gets tight enough, leave them following each other and proceed north.
On my hands.
The whole time.
das mean
A little, perhaps, but I could do a lot worse. Still, I'm just having fun with you guys. What are the chances that my actions are secretly some sort of ritual that breaks a demon seal to release the horrors from below us to devour us all?
Not very high, I say. Especially since I'm supposed to be one of the good guys.

AUGH. That's like saying 'how hard could it be'!
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1252 on: August 29, 2009, 06:33:25 am »

Or "Everything's going to be alright." "At least it can't get any worse." or "Let's split up to cover more ground."
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1253 on: August 29, 2009, 06:37:35 am »

If you say any of those lines, I roll to see what happen. A minus one modifier for that last one too.
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1254 on: August 29, 2009, 07:03:22 am »

i will trigger my invisibilty and head to the town and scout
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1255 on: August 29, 2009, 07:38:11 am »

What about "I'm gonna get naked and take a shower"?
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Re: Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1256 on: August 29, 2009, 08:54:04 am »

What about "I'm gonna get naked and take a shower"?
[1] You get naked. The elf recognizes you as one of his kin. S/he/it takes you to h/im/er/its tribe. They shower you with vegetarian and wholesome gifts.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1257 on: August 29, 2009, 11:11:51 am »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*I open my top drawer and take out my gun.*
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1258 on: August 29, 2009, 05:13:21 pm »

2- You are not wearing any drawers.
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Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 28: Of Elves and Explosions
« Reply #1259 on: August 29, 2009, 06:39:06 pm »

I suggest "BEND REALITY TO MY WILL"
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