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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2009, 10:50:35 am »
Perpetually burning elves. Oh please, let it be burning elves.
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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2009, 11:07:29 am »
Quote from: JaaSwb on April 07, 2009, 10:50:35 am
Perpetually burning elves. Oh please, let it be burning elves.
I wish it was, but I do have a 15zlevel pit with nothing but elf bones at the bottom.

Quote from: Duke 2.0 on April 07, 2009, 12:50:33 am
Mandrills.
 Thousands of them.
You had the closest answer.

I hope that this image works...

Its a few hundred Camels, hippoes, cats, dogs, and giant cats of the desert.

I've got pretty much the entire map trapped, I'm going to eventually build a set of butcher shops, then drop some of my captured goblins in that pit.
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Urist Austin, Axedwarf.  A dwarf barely alive.  Gentledwarves, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic dwarf. Urist Austin will be that dwarf. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2009, 11:37:17 am »
Give every single dwarf his own private zoo. Such awesomeness is mandatory.
Plus WAR HIPPOS. Hungry Hungry WAR HIPPOS.
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Quote from: Volfram on April 30, 2009, 09:12:59 am
And now the thread is about starfish porn.
Quote from: Dante on September 21, 2009, 04:20:48 pm
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2009, 11:48:30 am »
Yes, my experience with hippoes in previous forteress is akin to boatmurdered with Elephants. One of them pulled its way (through a set of both a verticle grate and verticle bars) into my fortress, and killed over half my dwarves. Even my champion wrestlers were taken down by it... Training war hippoes would be epic.

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Quote from: dornbeast on April 06, 2009, 05:00:43 pm
Urist Austin, Axedwarf.  A dwarf barely alive.  Gentledwarves, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic dwarf. Urist Austin will be that dwarf. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2009, 12:02:52 pm »
Quote from: Atlas on April 07, 2009, 11:48:30 am
Yes, my experience with hippoes in previous forteress is akin to boatmurdered with Elephants. One of them pulled its way (through a set of both a verticle grate and verticle bars) into my fortress, and killed over half my dwarves. Even my champion wrestlers were taken down by it... Training war hippoes would be epic.
Then you force invaders to take long, winding causeways through an area you channel out and subsequently flood. The joy of seeing gobbos getting pulled into the foaming red water by fifty named Hippos would be one like no other.

Arise, lake tyrant, and take your fill.
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Quote from: Volfram on April 30, 2009, 09:12:59 am
And now the thread is about starfish porn.
Quote from: Dante on September 21, 2009, 04:20:48 pm
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2009, 06:49:06 pm »
oh wow...
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Quote from: dornbeast on April 06, 2009, 05:00:43 pm
Urist Austin, Axedwarf.  A dwarf barely alive.  Gentledwarves, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic dwarf. Urist Austin will be that dwarf. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2009, 06:56:52 pm »
So is the miner in the pit a kind of prisoner or something? If not.. what's keeping the animals?
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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2009, 07:05:14 pm »
Quote from: Atlas on April 07, 2009, 11:07:29 am
Its a few hundred Camels, hippoes, cats, dogs, and giant cats of the desert.

I've got pretty much the entire map trapped, I'm going to eventually build a set of butcher shops, then drop some of my captured goblins in that pit.

I don't even want to think about the lag you would get if you just let them all go at the same time...
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On the Wall is a Masterfully engraved carving of Urist McHardcastle and Goblins. Urist McHardcastle is surrounded by the Goblins. The Golbins are stamping on Urist McHardcastle. Urist McHardcaste is laughing at the Goblins. The carving related to the prolonged and bloody death of Urist McHardcastle in the Fall of 1659, the Winter of 1659, and the Spring of 1660. On the engraving is an image of Cheese.

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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2009, 07:18:33 pm »
Quote from: timmeh on April 07, 2009, 07:05:14 pm
I don't even want to think about the lag you would get if you just let them all go at the same time...
The lag would be bad enough that we would start to see the effects in real life. Because the earth would be moving at a slower framerate than the sun, we would fall out of orbit and into the fiery embrace of our parent star.

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Quote from: Volfram on April 30, 2009, 09:12:59 am
And now the thread is about starfish porn.
Quote from: Dante on September 21, 2009, 04:20:48 pm
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2009, 12:24:39 am »
It may not be perpetually burning elves...but I bet with a little patience and Dwarven ingenuity we can solve that.

« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 01:46:37 am by Margrave »
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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2009, 12:51:19 am »
Quote from: Margrave on April 08, 2009, 12:24:39 am
It may not be be perpetually burning elves...but I bet with a little patience and Dwarven ingenuity we can solve that.
That's the spirit!

 What is the pit? Control. The pit is a dwarf-dug prison built to turn a creature into this. *Holds up a -Cat Tallow Roast-*
 The fortress is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy.
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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2009, 09:24:33 am »
I had something like that once with (feral) dinosaurs. Problem is, I forgot that Archeopteryx can fly D:
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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2009, 10:06:59 am »
What is with the other pit?
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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2009, 12:34:51 am »
Quote from: Hectonkhyres on April 07, 2009, 11:37:17 am
Give every single dwarf his own private zoo. Such awesomeness is mandatory.
Plus WAR HIPPOS. Hungry Hungry WAR HIPPOS.

WAR HIPPOS?!
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Re: Guess whats under the pit?
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2009, 02:24:37 am »
Quote from: ElChad on April 08, 2009, 10:06:59 am
What is with the other pit?

Easy. Its the Pit of Debauchery. Given all the clothes on the ground and the creepy smiling Dwarf faces.
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