This has nothing to do with war, it's just to get your attention. Seeing that you're reading this it must of worked.
OK! Now you forum dwellers will get to have fun with story now! The rules are simple.
FINISH THE PREVIOUS 3 WORDS WITH YOUR OWN 3 WORDS.
I'll start, lets see how far this goes. Don't eat me if this already exist. THIS WILL BE FUN. MAKE SURE TO TYPE YOUR 3 WORDS IN CLEARANCE.
You will add the next three why not.
Urist the dwarf picked up his trusty iron pickax and shaved his pet fluffy wambler until it looked sad and miserable. He then threw the poor thing upwards, and yelled "Urist cancels yell: Too Insane, because of giant turtles.", and started running towards the noble, who was killed by a bridge, which was pulled by an elephant, named Boatmurdered Murderboat who ate dwarves with shining spoons that were covered with masterfully worked spikes of fail. To steal his +pig tail sock+ Of Aerodynamic Return covered in lard, decorated with spikes of dwarven cheese made by a singing rhinoceros, would bring doom and ignorance to gnomes which hide in masterfully crafted Piņatas named Bob that implode on contact with purring maggots. However, there was a fell mood but a fat stockpile was depleted by a hungry and thirsty dwarf who hated fluffy wamblers, like the plague. So then proceeded to enumerate the things horribly. He decided that