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Author Topic: THE RIVER OF DEATH  (Read 8818 times)

Broose

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THE RIVER OF DEATH
« on: April 04, 2009, 08:03:17 pm »
Kso, there is this town, Lancepeak, that has a wide river cutting through the middle of the town. The town seems like a pretty dangerous place to live not because I have gotten 5 megabeast quests from it alone, but because of the wide river running through it.
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If you don't understand this tileset, all those fish up at the top are carp. And I believe a couple of them are named. I never pass through this town without someone dying from some fish attack, so how can I get rid of the carp menace and save the town?

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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2009, 08:04:37 pm »
Dont try. Unless you have a crossbow. And stand many tiles away.
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2009, 08:06:24 pm »
Be a man! swim over there and casht a shpell!

Oh, and do it with a sword!
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2009, 08:07:05 pm »
YOU'RE RIGHT DAMNIT I'M GOING IN
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 08:07:15 pm »
Tell us when you die if you attack with a sword.
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2009, 08:09:03 pm »
 Sword? Bah! Use a blunt weapon and make sure those fish strike eachother as you bat them into the air!
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 08:09:46 pm »
NO! EVEN BETTER! GET A -ROPE REED SOCK-!
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2009, 08:09:57 pm »
I had an underground pool of death once. There was a lot of lizardmen and frogmen, but like, 4 cave crocodiles and a school of carp. My legendary miner/axedwarf took out all the cave crocodiles, and a lot of the crap before dying.
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2009, 08:10:42 pm »
Well I went and and killed a bunch of lampreys, but the carp swam off before I could get to them.
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2009, 08:12:01 pm »
You can't stop there, it's carp country!
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2009, 08:24:03 pm »
I chased the bastards a region away into a large lake where they scattered. It keeps the townspeople safe for now, so I'm going to go train swimming for the next encounter.

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It seems my adventuring days are over.

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I suppose it is good that I survived all this and managed to get back to town safely, but it is still kinda sad.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2009, 09:03:58 pm by Broose »
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2009, 09:14:10 pm »
you sliced yourself in half and are still alive??

Surrender your secret, witch!

on a more serious note, you could go thar in fortress mode and air drown them, unless they respawn...

Love, jakkarra
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2009, 09:17:05 pm »
I would do that, except the river is the coolest part of the town, and it would be more time consuming. Also, I noticed that the carp haven't come back yet.
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2009, 05:00:39 am »
Did the carp do that to your adventurer? If they did, I will once and for all finally believe that they are as dangerous as people say they are.
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2009, 09:23:10 am »
Quote from: Jim Groovester on April 05, 2009, 05:00:39 am
Did the carp do that to your adventurer? If they did, I will once and for all finally believe that they are as dangerous as people say they are.
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« Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 09:26:14 am by Dakk »
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