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Author Topic: Uncorrupt a wish!  (Read 15887 times)

Cheeetar

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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2009, 10:09:41 pm »
I wish Squeegy had made a wish.
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varkarrus

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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2009, 10:13:15 pm »
Granted. He was smart for once.

I wish I had a duck on my head who would never leave and use everyone I loved as a toilet.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2009, 10:24:14 pm »
Quote from: varkarrus on April 04, 2009, 10:13:15 pm
Granted. He was smart for once.

I wish I had a duck on my head who would never leave and use everyone I loved as a toilet.
Granted, but he is also psychic and can talk and helps you with your love life, monetary problems, etc.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2009, 10:25:39 pm »
I wish Squeegy always made wishes.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2009, 10:42:37 pm »
Squeegy makes extremely wise wishes that bring love, peace, ect, ect for all.

I wish for world war 3 to start.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2009, 10:46:36 pm »
It does. But then the happy unicorns came from the sky and made world peace occur. Solving everything!

I wish Y2K happened.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2009, 10:48:16 pm »
Granted. Then we invented even better computers, and all the crackers realized what idiots they were and became hackers.

hacker != cracker

I wish Cheeetar would shut up.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2009, 10:54:31 pm »
Quote from: Squeegy on April 04, 2009, 10:48:16 pm
Granted. Then we invented even better computers, and all the crackers realized what idiots they were and became hackers.

hacker != cracker
Stop it. Make wishes.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2009, 06:18:14 am »
Granted by shutting up for 10 mins cheeetar quickly considers the Earth, religion, ect and finds out that he is in fact the messiah who delivers the Earth from evil ect ect.

I wish my keyboard exploded into my face.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2009, 07:23:53 am »
It does. You only suffer minor scratches, but you find out the keyboard has a note in there that grant the owner 70% of IBM.

I wish it was against the law to not play RuneScape atleast 4 hours a day.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2009, 07:56:06 am »
Sure, but then it will start to be just as good as baldurs gate series

I wish emo's wouldn't exist
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2009, 09:34:34 am »
Granted, but this wish didn't really need uncorrupting.  All across the realm, scruffy dye black-haired miscreants sort out their personal and family problems and pursue productive careers in the manufacturing and communications industries.

I wish for a device that produces pain with a perpetually increasing gain, such that the wearer always itching and it can never be cured.
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2009, 10:19:35 am »
Someone could make a very perverted uncorrupting of that...
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2009, 03:45:56 pm »
Why don't you?
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Re: Uncorrupt a wish!
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2009, 08:08:43 am »
I'm not Joe, or IWM, or Okenido, or am in their... club.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Quote from: Vester on September 28, 2009, 10:11:13 pm
Watermelons are pretty important.
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