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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. Said wish is so iron-tight and against QB that it and the things he serve vanish from existence to be replaced by Toady One.

Who promptly uses the fun generated by playing DF to prevent heat death.

I wish for a vague concept.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Love is pretty vague, so, you find true love and live a joyful life.

I wish to be stabbed. Repeatedly.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. I stabbed you with a syringe granting you immortality.

I wish for a broken down car.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[WillowLuman]

Granted, it's in perfect condition and worth a surprising amount of money.

I wish for a lightning bolt to the forehead.

[Trapezohedron]

You are the splitting image of Daniel Radcliffe, so all the Potterheads, including the pretty ones and the occasional beautiful one, flock to you to take pics. You become wildly popular, and then... you meet your true love.

I wish this thread didn't exist.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you spend your time more productively doing wonderful things.

I wish for a grey goo scenario.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but this kind of grey goo scenario is the one in which you spill grey goo that children play with on your floor. But, you have tiles now, so it's really easy to clean up!

I wish for severe punishment.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is being stoned. With cake.

I wish that this thread was more entertaining.

[~Neri]

Gkaizek. Naviluk vanstolivek, elsti vestolmont, estuki. Vikolanen veldo'vak alstalvik.

Nanvi venstokalu, venstilbi elsti vasten'stoloni velkinosti vakilek.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, you are kidnapped as part of an elaborate prank that ends in them celebrating your birthday party.

Oh and Rider is there.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted.

I wish for a dozen goats.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, you get a dozen goats.

I wish for a dozen broken-beyond-repair cars that are worth nothing even repaired.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you get a fortress made from their compacted cubes.

I wish to be a supervillain.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, you become Doctor Horrible, Woobie of all supervillains.

I wish for a net troll.