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[TalonisWolf]

  They kill you, saving the rest of humanity. ((Never said who the wish had to be good for.

  I wish I was a horrible dictator.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you're really bad at being a dictator, to the point where none of the insane laws you try to pass actually get enforced, and all the people live happy lives.

I wish for Earth to turn to ash.

[Tawa]

Granted. It turns into masterwork ash, meaning it's awesome.

I wish that my computer would spontaneously combust.

[Grey Goo]

Granted, your computer spontaneously combust after breaking all possible overclocking world records for generations to come. Also you get price which allows you buy new and much better computer. Two if you want.

I wish that seven million people are killed for most horrible imaginable ways as possible in next seven minutes world wide...

[Lyeos]

Granted, solidified MLP + BOTDF + JB is fed to them, resulting in death from vomiting up their organs.

I wish I wasn't having such a hard time keeping my PPD at 65.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You can now set your PPD at will, and it requires no conscious effort.

I wish it was easier to update my games.

[Alev]

Granted. You awake to find all of your possible posts to be written and sorted for you.

I wish to be dead.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
you are undead

I wish for my house to burn up

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, as it burns down it keeps you warm, also you could get insurance money which lets you get a new house. You just have to hide those petrol cans and get rid of the smell.

I wish for one alien spaceship to decimate Earth's population.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
but since the aliens can't read English , the aliens thought that you mean help earthlings

I wish for some crushed kittens

[Alev]

Granted, and you get a +kitten soup+!

I wish to eat everyone on earth.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
it's taste's yummy

I wish to be kill over and over

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, you die once.

I wish for three nukes to landon my house.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
you get three nukes added to your inventory

I wish for Fawful and Misbus to succeed with his plan

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it is spectacular to watch.

I wish for exploding pies.