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[MaxwellMurder680]

Been gone awhile, but now im back. Anyways, if you put enough babies in blenders and then turn them on, youll have a nice chunky style salsa filled bath tub. How will corpse liquification be handled? Speaking of HANDLEing, what about stranggeling a hooker, assfixiation may be a bit tricky wont it? What about using an anti-biotic type treatment (obviously not in pill form, but maybe in spell form) how about that? And jamming jagged bone endings into someones eye. Thats always funny

[Demon]

Asphyxiation is already coded, as you'll see if you ever get lung damage.  Eye injuries and even aiming for them are already in there too.  I'm pretty sure solid/liquid transforms would already be covered if we had a way to liquify something...

[MaxwellMurder680]

correct spelling is for suX0r's with a capital zero

[spelguru]

There is a sucker born every minute, and the ones that cannot spell are the suckers. Especially those that make a stupid/funny word out of a serious word.

[MaxwellMurder680]

you know what i find funny? your litteral hissy-fit that was thrown over the second part of your name and threatening to leave. then again maybe its just me

[Demon]

No, its not just you...  That was pretty funny!

[spelguru]

GRRRR!!! I am going to rip your arms and legs off! And then snap you in half like... umm... SOMETHING SNAPPED IN HALF!!! I never suffer from lack of words. And besides, murderedmaxwoyll666, my shrink has helped me past my internet alias problems.

[spelguru]

And what in the seven hells (or was it nine???) is a "litteral hissy-fit" And I was just trying a new approach to make ppl either not say my name at all, or say it correctly. Cuz it is not like I go around calling demon for demented (yeah, it sucked, but its not my fault your name is so friggin short)!

[Demon]

Yeah, I bet a hyper 14 year old could hurt me in any way...    :roll:

[MaxwellMurder680]

ha ha ha! man ive missed this place. the quasi-novel's of zonks ideas, talking about butchering babies, and i think demon was here way back when i was. dont have a period spel, jesus jumped up christ with an erection get the rod out of the ass of the rod thats in your ass and setle down with the name thing. and come on, you can do better than something as stupid as 666 cant you? i mean if you want i can help you but should i really have to?

[spelguru]

Well actually I would just skip the whole namechanging thingy and just curse at you in swedish: JÄVLA KORKADE APA!

[MaxwellMurder680]

fuck the swedes! FINLAND FOREVER!

[spelguru]

*throws a swedish flagpole at Maxwell like it was a javelin, but missis with a few feet cause of the sea between them*

DAMMIT!!! Oh well... I tried.

[Renaxer]

You people are so mean to each other...  8(
Well enough of the name callin, flag throwin, poo flingin action....
One more day... and hopeful Ill find out a lil somthin somethin about this game... thats supposedly going to please meh...
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hmm....
I wonder how cavemen Pimps worked back then... those were the days everything was legal... or wasnt it?
Yay incest a game for the whole family!

[Renaxer]

Hey wait a second.....
isnt   "guru"  a type of teacher....
Im not sure what the spel part means...
but I remember that "guru" ish teacher or something.....