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The Necromancers

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Ball Bullet Benders

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Bromeo Squadron

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Mission 15

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Pandarsenic]

...

He has 7 HP.

Is there any chance of actually getting the kill?

[inaluct]

None. Absolutely none. Emp has 6 AP currently, and will have to burn 3 to get adjacent to the enemy. He has a butterfly knife, which has a chance to attack twice for 1 AP. Even if he manages to connect with the butterfly knife six times (unlikely) the Leader will then just turn around and repeatedly spray him with lead at point blank range, almost certainly killing him.

Also, this thread is in 7th place on Google's search results for ball bullet gun.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

No, run.

[Pandarsenic]

I suggest running and hiding.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Run and hide yes.

Fuck the mission, I want self preservation!

[inaluct]

Okay, Emp runs and everybody gets into this position:


And Emp gets shot at. I missed the text on the first screencap, but it looks funny.

But we learn something. Arrow, enemy sniper, could easily have killed Emperor, but didn't. He had mercy. He took two shots and walked away. Sometimes, this game isn't so cold and merciless. Sometimes, it has a heart.

After that, everybody starts making fun of how Rick talks. They mimic and mock him:

Well, sort of.

Anyway, we are now in this formation:


Any new moves or anything like that? I was considering moving all the team west to try and pound the enemy into the floor. I guess I'll just do that.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I double back around and try and flank the guy, if it is not possible, I let everyone else go in first before I go in while he is distracted.

[inaluct]

I already just ran in and broke stuff. It's taking a while (as usual) to upload the pics.

[inaluct]

Anyway, I sent Jane Bread up to go look at some rooms, or something.


Jackrabbit moves in front of Emperor and sees some enemies, one of whom is a special mercenary type unit guy. Jackrabbit shoots the mercenary guy to death.


And so Chaotic Josh did go forth, and he did shoot the other motherfucker dead, and he did then get behind Barack. Lo.


And then I had both Rick and Barack use their healing ability to get Emperor back up to max HP.


This is our formation at turn end:


Enemy turn: Emp gets shot by Arrow, again. And Arrow has mercy, again. Will this become a tale of romance?


Emperor moves and sees two people in the room, one of whom is the leader. He moves behind him, but does not attack yet. He could easily kill him, but there's a chance someone else can kill him so Emp can get the treasure in the other room.

Jackrabbit comes and shoots the other enemy soldier dead. The H&K rocks.

And then both Defenders literally just open up and empty clips at this guy, but he won't fucking die. Rick doesn't even hit him, because he gun is so inaccurate.


At this point, Emperor just goes to get the treasure. He gets there, but does not have enough AP to get back.






























So, then CJ moves in and shoots their Leader to death. It's like poetic justice, or something.


That last room wasn't nearly as hard as I anticipated.
So, we got a new guy, unlocked a comparatively badass shotgun, Barack is now a tank, and we unlocked that behemoth you see down there. The gun with the infinite ammo.


Yeah, I looked like that when I first saw it, too.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Volunteer for the next mission.

[Zako]

I claim the guy in my name! Zako! And I volunteer for the next mission!

What class is my guy? Can I see his stats?

[Jackrabbit]

*sniff* I love my H&K.

Nice to see the real brains behind the organization is back. Penguin army. Fuck off bear cavalry

[woose1]

Volunteer.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SNIPERS CAN'T USE IT??

[inaluct]

Zako, here's your character:



His other current weapon is a rambo knife.

[webadict]

Man... I should've been a part of that mission. Oh well... Maybe next one?