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[Jakkarra]

but if the trade-off to the possible suicide is something like and artifact earring encrusted with diamonds, with large spines stuck on in lead, with silken rings, studs of pure tin, bands of the finest Cod-leather and a clothen image of a dwarf and a cheese surrounded by tentacle demons and fluffy wamblers, that you cant even wear        its well worth it 

[Wiles]

Alcohol is a problem?

Well when you lose your job, have everyone you ever loved leave because your abusive, and suffer an early death because your Liver fell off... Then it has become a problem.

But it is the opposite for dwarves, they need booze to get through the working day, they become cranky and abusive when they have been without a good drink for too long, and they die an early death when their liver is pierced by a spinning fluffy wambler thrown by a tantrumming dwarf (who didn't have enough to drink).

[Akroma]

Pictures will have to wait until I get a camera over here, but yeah, somebody really sent me ten 5 billion dollar "special agro-cheques".  They have giraffes.  The box also had something that looks like a hello kitty purse, batteries, playing cards, an ethernet cable, mints, a plastic gem and some "real" money.

sounds like someone mistook you for McGuyver

[Chandrasekhar]

I wonder how Robert Mugabe would play Dwarf Fortress.

[Guy Montag]

Shoot, I should send Toady my coffee can filled with loose Euro coins. In a couple of months he could start paying for national advertisements and buy himself a gold-plated rocket car due to the exchange rate.

Not really. But the coins are pretty, at least.

[Ampersand]

Pictures will have to wait until I get a camera over here, but yeah, somebody really sent me ten 5 billion dollar "special agro-cheques".  They have giraffes.  The box also had something that looks like a hello kitty purse, batteries, playing cards, an ethernet cable, mints, a plastic gem and some "real" money.

sounds like someone mistook you for McGuyver

I came here to tell that joke.

[roguester]

Pictures will have to wait until I get a camera over here, but yeah, somebody really sent me ten 5 billion dollar "special agro-cheques".  They have giraffes.  The box also had something that looks like a hello kitty purse, batteries, playing cards, an ethernet cable, mints, a plastic gem and some "real" money.

A cat leather bag, a mog juice barrel (nickel) , a pig tail puzzlebox, a copper chain, a quarry bush leaves roast, a raw plastic, and some coins.

Obviously a trade offering, they must want immigrants