From the Journal's of Solon Wardbriges: Hematite the 14th, 207Well, journal, it's been a busy month. Yes, that's the way I usually like to open these things. With a huge, huge understatement.
The first big event of the summer came when the humans arrived.
I'm fairly certain that we've never had human merchants at Greatbridge before, and we were completely unprepared for their arrival. It literally seemed as though their wagons appeared out of nowhere. Unfortunately, the idiots were speeding through the valley where Jurgen's dig is located. You know. The valley I've started calling Ambush Central. Yes, it lived up to it's name.
I'm definitely not clear on everything that happened. Teach says he saw Bembul, Cain and Tekkud charge at the goblins, immediately get tangled up in each other's swords, and fall into one of the pits, somehow pulling several goblins down with them.
Unfortunately, only Cain came out again. It's a mind boggling thing to imagine that actually happening, but Teach saw it, so I suppose it's true.
Meanwhile, the goblins were popping up left and right, Teach was trying to rally the army (most of whom were off drinking), and I was trapped in my office, trying to explain to the head human merchant that hey! His caravan was under attack, his people dying, so maybe, just maybe, we should deal with that before talking about what goods he'd like us to offer!
By the time I was able to make it up to the wall, the second ambush had been sprung to the north.
Credit where it's due, Tosid, Qwick, Titoo, and Blorg had all quit drowning themselves in rum by this point, and were able meet the goblins head on.
Not soon enough to save the animal trainer and wrestler who were caught out there alone, of course. And not soon enough to save Frea's son Urist Skullbolted, who was cornered on the beach and killed. His named turned out to be appropriate, at least. Why do we even have a military?
In the end, we needed five new coffins. The humans made it through, though, and promised they would try to make it back next year, so I guess there's that. Plenty of lumber, booze, and bolts. The staples of life, here.
Hmmm... I hope I'm not becoming to jaded and cruel with all this death. That “skullbolted”crack was almost worthy of Legon. Ugh! I may need to take a dip in the ocean for that.