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Author Topic: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)  (Read 46117 times)

Katsuun

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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #285 on: May 17, 2009, 07:30:54 am »

I vote on finding an artifact silver millstone left by the previous kings "attempt".

Anyways, now that I have DIED can I possibly get a new character?

Name:Kat (Again)
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how would a Fortress based curse work?

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Rocks fall, everyone dies.

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« Reply #286 on: May 17, 2009, 09:29:43 pm »

Naturally. I hope you weren't too put out by your characters untimely death.




Events on the 14th of Timber, 206:

Aban stood over the body of the dead kobold, looking relaxed and happy, which was irritating Teach to no end. “Don't get me wrong, Aban, I'm glad that you were able to spot the ambush so far from the civilians... but why were you out here in the first place? Your post is at the gate, damn it!”

“Well, sir, I was following this groundhog here.” She pointed at a mangled body that may have once been a groundhog.

“I see. And why were you doing that?”

“It gave me this look, man! Like it wanted to attack! It was pretty crazy. So I did my duty, you know? Gotta chase dangerous animals. That's what the boss told us.”

“Dangerous...” Teach shook his head. “Well, good work anyway. Go off duty for a bit. A while, actually. I'll get Cain and her people to hold the gate here. Try not to get jumped by any squirrels on the way back."

"Yes sir!"
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Keilden

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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #287 on: May 18, 2009, 04:04:44 am »

JUSTICE HAS PREVAILED!
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #288 on: May 18, 2009, 05:47:12 am »


I must say, I love it when sacrifices go terribly, terribly wrong, because it's almost always hilariously failed. I hope there are plenty more that fail spectacularly.

*COUGH*Storyneedsmorediscodwarf*COUGH*
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Katsuun

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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #289 on: May 18, 2009, 09:07:31 am »

Naturally. I hope you weren't too put out by your characters untimely death.

I was litteraly asking for it, so I don't mind.
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« Reply #290 on: May 18, 2009, 10:19:18 pm »

Remalle and Lor Rimtarshin were relaxing at Frea's bar, taking in the atmosphere, what little there was of that. The two had been out of work for a while now, with every tree in walking distance now turned to charcoal.

“That's the problem with being a woodcutter, Lor. We do our jobs right, and pretty soon there's no more job, and we're just stuck in the bar, with nothing to do but get drunk and shout things at passers by.” He paused for reflection, and another drink. “Wait, did I say that was a problem?”

“Mm.” Lor looked distracted. “Hey, do you see that kid in the door? The one that's staring over here. Isn't that one of poor Atis' kids?”

Remalle squinted over to where she was pointing. “Think so. Good to see she's out and about again, really. I think she took her mother's death pretty poorly.” He sighed. “What a mess that was...”

Lor was now staring herself. “Uh, Remalle, she's got something in her hand...”

“So? Probably a doll, or a goblin head, or some toy. She's a kid. C'mon, relax!”

“It doesn't look like a toy. It looks like a knife-”



“Oh shit oh shit oh shit!”

Remalle was over the bar and huddled on the floor before he even quite realized what he was doing. So, while he didn't see anything that followed, he heard it all. Shouting, screams, tables upended, a sickening tearing sound, a few unpleasant gurgles, and then silence, stretching out over what seemed like minutes. Finally, he decided it might be safe to stand up.

Lor was still alive, though she looked like she might collapse at any moment. There was a long, impossibly long pool, no, stream of blood leading from one of the fallen tables out the door. He tried to keep his voice, and stomach, under control. “Okay... What in Bokbon's name happened?”

Lor just pointed to the door. “Ab- Aban...”



From the Journals of Solon Wardbridges, Moonstone the First, 206


Even Frea was a bit shocked by Aban's murder, I'll give her that. That's all I'll give her. She had the goddamn nerve to declare that Deler couldn't be tried for the crime, due to her having lost her mother, and being insane, or some such bullshit. Ha! She wouldn't be so forgiving if it was Legon killed. And speaking of insane, I'm pretty sure his reaction to all this was to shrug, and say “Never liked Aban anyway.” Bastard bastard complete bastard.

Oh, and as for Aban's body, at least we were able to give her a decent burial, right? Wrong. The little psychopath, and I can't believe I'm writing this, but she turned Aban into a piece of leather armor.



I'd say this was like some sort of nightmare, but I don't think the word does justice to what's going on around here.

(More discodwarf later. I'm working on finding all the gems necessary for a proper disco ball)
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #291 on: May 18, 2009, 10:30:49 pm »

Heh, I thought I'd been killed for a second.
Do fell dwarves get ecstatic from the artifact?
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #292 on: May 18, 2009, 10:42:32 pm »

the child went insane from the loss of its mother, so it killed a dwarf and made armour from the skin?

thats either terrifying or awsome
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #293 on: May 18, 2009, 11:08:40 pm »

How does a child manage to overpower a hammer lord anyway?

On that note, I'd like to request a dwarf.

Name:  Mook
Gender:  Irrelevant
Profession:  Mason or Engraver, or both.
Personality Traits:  Incredibly OCD and obsessed with architectural symmetry.  Prefers human architecture over dwarven underground delvings (likes lots of walls and other stone aboveground structures).
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #294 on: May 18, 2009, 11:11:31 pm »

Heh, I thought I'd been killed for a second.

Same here.

Well, now Teach has some good armor to go with Bustedlung!

How does a child manage to overpower a hammer lord anyway?

With a knife and anger issues.
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« Reply #295 on: May 18, 2009, 11:11:47 pm »

How does a child manage to overpower a hammer lord anyway?

the child was channeling the force of pure whoop-ass.
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #296 on: May 19, 2009, 01:56:15 am »

How does a child manage to overpower a hammer lord anyway?

the child was channeling the force of pure whoop-ass.
The childs power level was 9001.
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Katsuun

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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #297 on: May 19, 2009, 09:02:13 am »

How does a child manage to overpower a hammer lord anyway?

the child was channeling the force of pure whoop-ass.
The childs power level was 9001.
What!?
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #298 on: May 19, 2009, 11:27:53 am »

Fell moods aren't common enough.
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Re: Greatbridge of Oceans (community fort, why not)
« Reply #299 on: May 19, 2009, 01:13:43 pm »

Sacrifice the child! >:O
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