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[pokute]

Eating some Alaskan king crab today... and I wondered how valuable the shell crafts would be compared to cave lobsters.

[Capntastic]

Noice.

[Tormy]

It's official: YOU are a DF addict. 

[Duke 2.0]

 So I'm cutting down a tree with my Dad. After all the branches are off, we have a few bundles of branches for the city and a few small logs. My father tells me we should keep them for something in the future. I open my mouth to argue that we have enough beds for now, but then I remember this isn't Dwarf Fortress.

 ...

 Alright, I lied. I immediately thought "But what if we get migrants..."

[Neonivek]

I immediately thought "But what if we get migrants..."

I don't like where this line of thought is going... Id prefer there not to be a Slasher flick based on Real events to be linked to Dwarf Fortress

[Footkerchief]

I don't like where this line of thought is going... Id prefer there not to be a Slasher flick based on Real events to be linked to Dwarf Fortress

Just wait til the US Border Patrol builds retracting bridges along the Mexican border.

[Duke 2.0]

 Actually, I might be able to make a xWooden Chairx with that log.

 Simply by laying it on its side.

[Neonivek]

Actually, I might be able to make a xWooden Chairx with that log.

 Simply by laying it on its side.

I think Ill just interpret this as you having such horrible crafting skills that simply laying chairs on its side causes it to spontaniously combust.

Yes, much more funny.

[Randominality]

I don't like where this line of thought is going... Id prefer there not to be a Slasher flick based on Real events to be linked to Dwarf Fortress

Just wait til the US Border Patrol builds retracting bridges along the Mexican border.

Or creates a designated immigrant meeting area with lots of mysterious holes in the floor...

[Haven]

Actually, I might be able to make a xWooden Chairx with that log.

 Simply by laying it on its side.

I think Ill just interpret this as you having such horrible crafting skills that simply laying chairs on its side causes it to spontaniously combust.

Fire is !!. x is damage or wear.

Of course, this thread made me realize that I've probably become at least a Wood Burner and a Novice Woodcutter, yet am still used as a hauler constantly... Also that dwarves leaving their clothes lying around might be more sensible than I thought.

[Musluk]

Dabbling Metalcrafter and No-Adj Mechanic here.

Silver is a fun thing to play with.

[Duke 2.0]

Actually, I might be able to make a xWooden Chairx with that log.

 Simply by laying it on its side.

I think Ill just interpret this as you having such horrible crafting skills that simply laying chairs on its side causes it to spontaniously combust.

Fire is !!. x is damage or wear.

Of course, this thread made me realize that I've probably become at least a Wood Burner and a Novice Woodcutter, yet am still used as a hauler constantly... Also that dwarves leaving their clothes lying around might be more sensible than I thought.

Also, nobody will touch those clothes. That is unless you have hobo thieves.

[Warlord255]

Dabbling Metalcrafter and No-Adj Mechanic here.

Silver is a fun thing to play with.

Competent Metalworker
Competent Blacksmith
Mechanic
Dabbling Bone Carver

[Randominality]

hahaha
i just had my first out of DF DF moment - not as weird as your but...

I just went to my desktop and wanted to open my documents and so tried pressing q to select it as if it were a building in DF

[shadow_archmagi]

Philosopher!