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Axe27

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Two boots are for Elves
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:20:53 pm »

In my apparently futile attempt to armor and arm the dwarves of Nutwhp (The name wasn't selected by myslef, and yes, I cringe when I think of that. Aw...) I smelted iron low boots for the military. What I discovered is that when dwarves go to pick up equipment, they usually go into the shop after the metalsmith has finished making the boot, pick up ONE boot, put it on, and walk away, leaving the next boot to be scavenged by however is looking for a complete set of boots.

Thank god for machine gun crossbows, because without them.....We'd be screwed.
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

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Re: Two boots are for Elves
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 11:09:16 pm »

They put the pieces of armor on one at a time, so they can only task one clothing item when equipping themselves. You probably have some other dwarf who has his eyes set on that other boot. More boots is the answer, since I haven't had a problem with dwarves putting on equipment as long as there was enough to go around.
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I understood nothing, contributed nothing, but still got to win, so good game everybody else.

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Re: Two boots are for Elves
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 08:23:33 am »

one of my legendary wrestlers put on 3 steel helms. 1 on head, 1 in each arm. he wasn't brightest bulb in the drawer.
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Dwarf Fortress: Where violent death is a renewable resource
Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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Re: Two boots are for Elves
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 02:00:08 pm »

he was probably high on the blood he squeezed from his last kill.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*ahem*

Love, jakkarra
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Re: Two boots are for Elves
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 02:46:13 pm »

one of my legendary wrestlers put on 3 steel helms. 1 on head, 1 in each arm. he wasn't brightest bulb in the drawer.

You take alot of blows to the head working your way to champion status.