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[Jackrabbit]

Whats yours? I stole someones sock whilst he was sleeping, set in on fire and dumped it on him! Nobody could pin anything on me either!

Also, I'm bringing this back up because I was told it was sig worthy and I am an attention whore.

I feel a disturbance in the force, as if one guy cried out and was silenced via liberal application of sock.

[zchris13]

Whats yours? I stole someones sock whilst he was sleeping, set in on fire and dumped it on him! Nobody could pin anything on me either!

Also, I'm bringing this back up because I was told it was sig worthy and I am an attention whore.

I feel a disturbance in the force, as if one guy cried out and was silenced via liberal application of sock.

Somebody needs to sig that.

[woose1]

Whats yours? I stole someones sock whilst he was sleeping, set in on fire and dumped it on him! Nobody could pin anything on me either!

Also, I'm bringing this back up because I was told it was sig worthy and I am an attention whore.

I feel a disturbance in the force, as if one guy cried out and was silenced via liberal application of sock.

Somebody needs to sig that.

I suggested it.
But I love my train more.

[Jackrabbit]

I wonder what happens when you dump a bunch of heavy items onto a sleeping couple. Trying that now.

[Dakk]

Apparently, according to DF, a human family sleeping on a bed, 4 iron/steel anvils, 2 spears and a warhammer can ocupy the same spot in space.

[Jackrabbit]

So it would seem.

Update on the burning. The two humans clothes caught fire and in the morning they both got up and, upon realizing there fates, tearfully hand breakfast and burned to death at the table. A several people came to investigate. I love this game.

[Poco a Poco]

how did you set the sock on fire? This is a skill I have not yet noticed. Unless you were playing as a SoF

[Guy Montag]

You jokers are going to get yourselfs hammered. By the hammerer. With his hammer. If you get my jist.

But of the record, you have to make it look like an accident. Push ol' Asnine Babyrapes, Goblin Spearman out of the bit into his face when he's fucking with a lever.

Lock the door behind him, its only going to end up in your favor.

[Jackrabbit]

how did you set the sock on fire? This is a skill I have not yet noticed. Unless you were playing as a SoF

1. drop the sock on a bush
2. light bush on fire
3. pick up !!sock!!
4. run back to humans house
5. dump sock on him (he won't wake up, trust me)
6. wait until his clothes catch on fire
7.
8. profit!

Also, I don't see how I'll get banned. This is a valid topic.

[soup_alex]

Whats yours? I stole someones sock whilst he was sleeping, set in on fire and dumped it on him! Nobody could pin anything on me either!

Also, I'm bringing this back up because I was told it was sig worthy and I am an attention whore.

I feel a disturbance in the force, as if one guy cried out and was silenced via liberal application of sock.

Somebody needs to sig that.

I suggested it.
But I love my train more.

Hey, I'll have it.
I used to have a sig, but every time I saved profile changes it would be truncated to just the first "N". I'd long since forgotten what the whole thing said when I just deleted "N" a day ago.

[Jackrabbit]

My friend, it's yours

[soup_alex]

Excuse me while I slap myself in the face repeatedly while failing to get the code right in the siggie box.

You're welcome to laugh, if the mood takes you.

[edit: got it at last, hurrr. Cheers, Jackrabbit: you're a good 'un]

[Jackrabbit]

Weeee!

Dances wildly

[Cheshire Cat]

my favourite assasination method involves throwing peices of myself at people. anything wild animals have bitten off or any extremity that has been removed. i would like to get ahold of a kidney or lung or something, ive seen dwarves in dwarf mode survive the complete removal of both of them. an eye would also be nice.

if wrestling only allowed you to jam things in peoples mouths as a variation of strangling them.

perhaps there is something i can edit so i can target myself with my own attacks.

EDIT: i just reread what i wrote there and i am now quite horrified at my own perversity.

[ThtblovesDF]

Axe, cut off anything, run away, travel, come back, laught at them.

Also picking up bodys and throwing them through doors or from towers is quite amusing imo.

Just imagine ElveMcElvy walking to see his wife and then he gets hit by a bloody, gory, halfrotten corpse that actually rips out his eyes.