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Jackrabbit

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Re: Assasination methods!
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2009, 06:08:46 pm »

I had several dozen rotten corpses in my tiny backpack. Someone really needs to draw that.
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Re: Assasination methods!
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2009, 03:16:41 am »

alas, for my scanner has long since departed. i have allways thought it funny how you can store things like a stack of giant corpses along with all the left feet of an entire villiage inside one leather backpack.
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2009, 07:59:10 am »

3 words: Bag of Holding.
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2009, 12:01:45 pm »

like to throw one of my two two handed swords at them,
it can cut out both eye,Throat and brake the neck in one throw,that or some part of them go flying.
then i can finsh 'em off with the other sword.
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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2009, 01:27:29 pm »

I like throwing small chert pebbles at megabeasts, running away, and stabbing them in the face while they chase around my compadres.
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Re: Assasination methods!
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 03:15:18 am »

haha, i can remember a thread where someone took the one limestone rock and tried to kill every living thing in the world with it. the suggestion that weapons with such a mighty history should make it into legends mode came up. can you imagine, CleaningSweaps, the "Friendly Artifice of Bighting" the Limestone Rock.

my favourite throwing item has been adamantium or artifact trap components, in particular the serrated discs. they are so fun. i need to go create some in my fortress so i can do it again.

throwing stupid things like worms, sand and vomit is allways great when you are a legendary thrower. try challenging yourself to taking out an entire villiage with only things you can pick up. any small live vermin is fun.

if its possible, im curious to see what will happen if in fort mode i fill one single cage with several goblin sieges, go get it in adventure mode, then throw it or open it in an elf forest retreat. although i think if you leave a cage in a stockpile so its grabbable whatever is inside gets released on abandon.
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« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2009, 08:54:39 am »

At night, I sneak into human houses and gouge out their eyes, then strangle them. Sometimes, I just gouge out their eyes and run away.

Its amazing how helpless a legendary marksman is without the ability to see.
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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2009, 06:37:48 am »

Once assassinated a Dwarven King (I was a dwarf, but from a rival Dwarven civ) by throwing a shoe at him. It -DECIMATED- his entire head. Legendary thrower... hooo boy.

I kinda felt like that one Iraqi.
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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2009, 02:05:28 am »

Ha! If only
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Re: Assasination methods!
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 03:54:49 am »

Axe, cut off anything, run away, travel, come back, laught at them.

Also picking up bodys and throwing them through doors or from towers is quite amusing imo.

Just imagine ElveMcElvy walking to see his wife and then he gets hit by a bloody, gory, halfrotten corpse that actually rips out his eyes.
This is what I thought when I saw that. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000895
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Re: Assasination methods!
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 04:01:07 am »

I once killed a village with a kobold. And I mean that the kobold was my weapon.
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Re: Assasination methods!
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2009, 06:27:08 pm »

Akshully, in DnD, my character has a kobold strapped to his arm as a shield!

w00t!
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And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: Assasination methods!
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2009, 03:35:02 pm »

I set it up so I can play now as a Red Dragon.  The firebreath doesn't work in adventure mode, but I have an alternate breath weapon.

I just spit the various body parts I happen to have in my mouth at my enemies.  Good fun.  I once spit a child's head at somebody and they threw up (because it nearly took out their lower body but whatever).
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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2009, 05:59:27 pm »

I once blinded a cyclops by throwing beetles at him...
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2009, 01:57:34 am »

I once killed a titan in one shot using water.

I literally threw water at him...

I don't know how or why it killed it.
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