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Apegrape

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This is an outrage!
« on: March 29, 2009, 05:54:03 am »
One of my superwrestlerdwarves just did something completely ridiculous.
My screen messed up, sorry.

Yes, he just punched a macaque very very far. And he doesn't even have a weapon!
Have you guys had anything like this?
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 06:16:15 am »
FALCON... PAWNCH!!!
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 06:20:16 am by Omnidum »
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 06:16:35 am »
The only limitation to how far a dwarf can punch another being is the edge of the map
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 06:22:51 am »
Quote from: Omnidum on March 29, 2009, 06:16:15 am
FALCON... PAWNCH!!!
Just what I thought as well :D
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 06:30:17 am »
Heh, not bad at all. You should see what an addy hammer can do. It's like in super smash bros, except instead of vanishing in a twinkle in the background, they explode with gore against a tree.
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 06:52:46 am »
Huzzah! VIOLENCE!!!

someone needs to Mod in the HADOKEN.

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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 10:58:06 am »
SHORYUKEN, more likely. :P
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 11:08:47 am »
It's not always safe for your dwarves to be able to hit things this hard; in the zombie mod, one of my fighters knocked a zombie straight across the moat into a supposedly 'safe' area, where it ran round killing my civilians.
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 11:21:58 am »
Awesome. But if they can throw/punch stuff this hard, why don't they go around with their pockets full of gravel and make tiny holes in goblins?
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 11:28:31 am »
Quote from: Apegrape on March 29, 2009, 11:21:58 am
Awesome. But if they can throw/punch stuff this hard, why don't they go around with their pockets full of gravel and make tiny holes in goblins?

Because this is Dwarf Fortress. We like things to explode in gore.
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 11:56:44 am »
Quote from: Moron on March 29, 2009, 11:08:47 am
It's not always safe for your dwarves to be able to hit things this hard; in the zombie mod, one of my fighters knocked a zombie straight across the moat into a supposedly 'safe' area, where it ran round killing my civilians.

Which is why you have, inside of your moat, either a wall or fortifications (from personal experience, I recommend the former; fortifications on your outermost wall invite raiding marksmen to butcher civvies). I'm fairly certain nothing, including a zombie, will be much in the mood to cause trouble after being forced through an arrowslit.
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 12:01:58 pm »
If I remember correctly, flying things will get through fortifications. I'm not sure though.
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 12:03:04 pm »
Screw water moats, magma moats, or even trap moats. We need wrestler moats!
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 12:41:47 pm »
Try kitten moats, itll screw the crap outta your FPS, but its always funny when a gobbo is Scratched to death by a horde of mewling, cute failcats.
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Re: This is an outrage!
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 01:01:16 pm »
Dump in one 7/7 blot of magma every once in a while to counter exessive reproduction.
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