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Lord Dullard

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The Hatch Cover... of Doooom!
« on: March 27, 2009, 01:08:29 pm »
I'm currently playing as the Dark Elves in catoblepas's Dangerous Wilds Mod. I was extremely amused when my carpenter made the following artifact:



Go through this hatch cover, and thou shalt suffer. I am a little sad that such a cool artifact name got wasted on something so obscure, though.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2009, 01:12:39 pm by Lord Dullard »
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LegoLord

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Re: The Hatch Cover... of Doooom!
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 01:11:43 pm »
If that mod has vampires, you should capture them and put them in a hole sealed by that hatch.  Then have a female axe-wielder go in with a bunch of other girls armed with wooden spears and fight the vampires.

You should only open the hatch when blood spatters on it.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: The Hatch Cover... of Doooom!
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 01:36:22 pm »
Find some HFS. Seal it with that.
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Re: The Hatch Cover... of Doooom!
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 01:42:53 pm »
Find a legendary dwarf on a tantrum and seal it in there
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Re: The Hatch Cover... of Doooom!
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 01:45:23 pm »
Quote from: commondragon on March 27, 2009, 01:42:53 pm
Find a legendary dwarf on a tantrum and seal it in there
Nah, nothing particularly evil or dark about that.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: The Hatch Cover... of Doooom!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 10:55:16 pm »
1) Make sure you get all kids in the room.
2) Add some, skellies, zombies and HFS to the mix.
3) Seal with Hatch of DOOM
4) Realise the Shadowy Underworld is sealed by Hatch of DOOM appropriately depicting its contents
5) ???
6) PROFIT
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