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Author Topic: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm  (Read 7665 times)

FoboslC

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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2009, 06:38:48 pm »
Nope. Are You kidding me, all AV's suck cocks.
You cant do shit against properly crypted virus.
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2009, 10:26:21 pm »
On the other hand, it must run to decrypt to become a virus.
I quit using java(as an IE add-on)  after seeing that it could be used for a powerful online virus scanner that may have had the power to delete viruses...

One less way it could run without me knowing, right?
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 11:28:43 am »
Quote from: woose1 on March 28, 2009, 01:51:54 pm
Quote from: Cogsmith on March 28, 2009, 12:41:11 pm
a truly MASSIVE wave of spam,
'Spam', is a nonpolar completely un-crystalized solid. It cannot achieve the form of a liquid except through very high temperatures.
So, by saying that we will be hit by a 'wave' of spam, you are saying, figuratively of course, that we will be doused with molten liquidated meat products....
In an oxygen-free kiln, or else it would combust.
That sounds downright dwarven!
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2009, 03:59:38 am »
Quote from: PTTG?? on March 30, 2009, 11:28:43 am
Quote from: woose1 on March 28, 2009, 01:51:54 pm
Quote from: Cogsmith on March 28, 2009, 12:41:11 pm
a truly MASSIVE wave of spam,
'Spam', is a nonpolar completely un-crystalized solid. It cannot achieve the form of a liquid except through very high temperatures.
So, by saying that we will be hit by a 'wave' of spam, you are saying, figuratively of course, that we will be doused with molten liquidated meat products....
In an oxygen-free kiln, or else it would combust.
That sounds downright dwarven!

Oh god, that's given me ideas for Gobbo killing. Death by meat that's on fire anyone?
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2009, 02:36:47 pm »
Well, this worm did absolutely nothing to me. Did anyone else notice anything?
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2009, 02:45:06 pm »
Nope. Nadda.
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2009, 02:47:17 pm »
This hit my school. At least, thats what everyine says. Interwebs was down for 3-4 hours.
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2009, 03:42:43 pm »
Quote from: Org on April 04, 2009, 02:47:17 pm
This hit my school. At least, thats what everyine says. Interwebs was down for 3-4 hours.
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2009, 03:43:13 pm »
Yes. And rings of failure
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2009, 03:50:47 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on April 04, 2009, 02:36:47 pm
Well, this worm did absolutely nothing to me.

Thats how you know your computer's been infected. It's that subtle.
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2009, 03:55:59 pm »
Then you find out all your money is gone.
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2009, 05:13:40 pm »
Drops gave an announcement about this at school.  I promptly forgot about it and carried about my business as usual.

Nothing happened. 
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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2009, 06:24:32 pm »
Nothing happened to me, mind you my computer's acting funny. One of the banner ads on I can has Cheesburger pulled my sisters myspace picture. So I told her not to connect to the internet till I run some anti-spyware stuff (I never turned norton back on, did I?)

She turned the computer off and killed a pair of VERY detail DFPaint maps. My computer is now password protected with my Bay 12 password.
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2009, 06:54:34 pm »
http://vmyths.com/
Apparently not even the anti-virus companies were worried for the past month or more.
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Re: A Warning To All! - The Conficker Worm
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2009, 01:00:49 pm »
Well I'm not getting any of the symptoms. So I guess I'm in the clear.
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