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uberubert

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Futurama!
« on: March 26, 2009, 05:43:25 pm »

Hey did anyone else notice how Bender from Futurama is an exellent dwarf-type? I mean, comon!
-"Kill all humans!" (and elves.. and goblins.. etc)
-Needs alcohol to get through the working day (gets really cruddy from reduced alcohol-intake)
-Is ready to cancel any task to go have a drink (or so it would seem)
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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 05:59:29 pm »

Oh my god, you are so right.
Except that he's... made of metal?
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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 06:05:30 pm »

Remember the giant bender statue he made on the egypt planet? 

If that wasn't a megaproject I donno what is.  It even shot flames from it's eyes(magma?) and had a highly flammable explosive booze stockpile underground below it.
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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 06:08:01 pm »

Oh my god, you are so right.
Except that he's... made of metal?
That makes him even dwarfier.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 06:12:44 pm »

Oh my god, you are so right.
Except that he's... made of metal?
That makes him even dwarfier.
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LegoLord

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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 06:13:37 pm »

Oh my god, you are so right.
Except that he's... made of metal?
That makes him even dwarfier.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Definitely dwarfy.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

Musluk

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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2009, 08:51:52 pm »

At the very least, dwarfmade.
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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2009, 09:41:03 pm »

Ida know, I think he wouldnt go all emorage when Fry dies.

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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2009, 09:50:08 pm »

Ida know, I think he wouldnt go all emorage when Fry dies.
What are you talking about?  Bender can be very emotional.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

Greiger

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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2009, 10:17:51 pm »

Ida know, I think he wouldnt go all emorage when Fry dies.
What are you talking about?  Bender can be very emotional.

I belive there was an episode where Fry gets killed by a giant space wasp and Bender is all sad at the funeral. 

I don't remember the quote exactly but it was something like... "Whenever I said 'kill all humans' I always quietly said 'Except for one'..."  So I think he would go melancholy.   Of course...
Spoiler: futurama spoiler (click to show/hide)

Holy cow...a spoiler tag used as intended.  Don't see that often. (P.S. No offence to people using spoiler tags to reduce post size.  I agree wholeheartedly with the practice.)
« Last Edit: March 26, 2009, 10:25:36 pm by Greiger »
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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 10:22:25 am »

Eat your heart out, bronze colossus.
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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 10:26:48 am »

Oh my god, you are so right.
Except that he's... made of metal?

So what is the problem with that? Dwarves made of metal will be a possible to mod in after the next version is released.  ;D
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LegoLord

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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 10:34:30 am »

They're already possible.
[USE_RACEGLOSS:METAL] I think.  Could be wrong.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

Dareon Clearwater

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Re: Futurama!
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2009, 01:58:13 am »

Eat your heart out, bronze colossus.

That's "Kiss my shiny metal ass, bronze colossus."
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It's like you're all trying to outdo each other in sheer useless pedantry.