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[Little]

Might want to inform me why we are killing an old man

[Cheeetar]

Might want to inform me why we are killing an old man

He's Karloy. The guy we were sent to kill.

[Little]

I see.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((Again, I recommend you reevaluate the decision to kill the old man, i.e. The old man could have allies, do you really need to please some guy on another world? etc. etc.))

[Pandarsenic]

I repeat, I think killing him is a stupid idea.

[Cheeetar]

((Again, I recommend you reevaluate the decision to kill the old man, i.e. The old man could have allies, do you really need to please some guy on another world? etc. etc.))

Really, I would have left him alone. But since you're near begging us to not kill him, I want to see what happens when we kill him.

[Iituem]

Not without digging his dead wife up and sharpening her bones into knives to kill him with, you're not.

And afterwards, you really ought to follow up by killing the guy who hired you with them.   

[FoboslC]

People. Dice gods hate You. Face it. You're gonna die in turn on  two if You pick the wrong thing.

[Little]

I do not want to help Cheetar kill the old man. I want booze.

[JoshuaFH]

Jon, you're doing it wrong! Stop trying to steer the players away from danger, and start trying to steer them into danger! Preferably a situation that is impossibly lethal for everyone involved.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Fine. But no good will come of this!

[Pandarsenic]

Actually...

Not without digging his dead wife up and sharpening her bones into knives to kill him with, you're not.

Can we try that? <_<

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((No, for one you don't where she is buried, and two you don't even know if she was buried! Anyway.))

Pandars Path

"How the fuck would I know? Go away."

Cheeetars path

"2 Gold Credits for one night, 5 for three."

Littles
"1 Gold For my worst booze, 3 for my Average booze and 5 for my best."

[Little]

"Far too expensive, my good man. If the first one is on the house, I can tell you of one of my recent adventures. Sound like a deal? After all, it is only one mug of your worst alcohol."

[Pandarsenic]

"If you don't mind my asking, could I ask how she died? I understand if you don't want to talk about it. If that's the case, you need merely say so."