So there are a
number of people who take the Bible literally.
I'm not going to say weather that's a good or bad idea- at least not anywhere these people could find out- but there's something that's been bothering me:
Genisis, in particular the whole "Tree of Knowledge" bit.
First of all, God doesn't want anything to bother the tree, right? He doesn't want any animals to eat of the tree and get free will, so he... just tells them not to eat from it?
Then, he just walks (floats or whatever) away, without so much as leaving a reminder note.
Now remember, nobody has free will here, as that sort of came from the 'tree' event, so it can't be a test or anything.
Here God is either incredibly gullible or just devious, because anyone who's dealt with humans before will know that telling them not to do something and leaving is the most effective way of getting them to do it. we'll get back to this.
Now, Satan shows up. God can make the heavens and earth, knows and sees all, ect., ect., but he can't hire a bouncer? I mean, god, by definition, knows that Satan is there, tempting people to eat apples that He doesn't want eaten, but God doesn't do anything about it.
So, god shows up AFTER the fact, all angry. He ignores the fact that without free will, there was no way that Adam and Eve could have known not to listen to Satan. He kicks mankind out of the garden, and curses Adam and Eve
and all of their descendants, for the rest of time to be Damned over this apple problem. It takes him thousands of years to get around to un-damning everybody and that's a whole thing with Romans and nailing people to trees that I won't get into.
So perhaps this was all a big trick by God to give people moral fiber and backbone by kicking them out of the garden. But He's God, so why sneak around or trick people like a certain scaly guy? He could just throw them out and be done with it.
Also, let's not forget that god just spent last week creating a universe. If he's at it, why make a tree he doesn't want anyone to have? If he must make the tree, why not put it on a mountain or on the opposite side of the globe?
Even if god truly didn't know Satan was there, didn't expect Humans to eat of the tree, put yourself in His sandles; Say you have, oh, some paint and a child. You warn the child not to mess with the paint, and walk away. While you're gone, the neighborhood bully walks up and dares the child to take the paint. Surprise, surprise, the kid reaches up... and spills paint all over themselves!
Now, if you're like God, you kick the kid out of your house and wait 4000 years before sending your other kid to go clean up.
But if you are as benevolent and caring as god supposedly is, maybe you might clean the kid up and forgive them. Or maybe keep the paint locked up. Or maybe keep an eye on them when they play near the paint.
Perhaps the response to this conundrum is "God moves in mysterious ways" but frankly, that doesn't cut it. Anyone who wants a complete fossil record (i.e., every single living thing in an entire family) to "prove" evolution must hold their beliefs to the same standard of proof.
If you can't make sense of God's actions, then maybe, somewhere in the dozens of translations, somebody made a mistake. Wouldn't that be terrible if, say, someone made a mistake in one of the other parts, say those parts about Gomorrah or that say that women are "chattle" or that sons of what's-his-name (the dark-skinned ones) are morally worse than whites?