Okay, so in Greembus' career he has:
- Run away from 2 Giants.
- Run away from 1 Bronze Colossus.
- Run away from 1 Cyclops
- Killed one Cyclops.
Okay, so he's not as awesome as I first thought, but still. He did get attacked by a Giant named Mata Greatestjustice though, so that's gotta be worth some points.
I wonder what it's battle cry was...
As for that demon...
Egngun Bonegrave the Ruthless Fiend of Terrors.
Read that line again.
Shudder.
She was a member of the Civs The Helmed Sin and The Artificial Fiend. (Both of which are also fairly awesome names.)
Her home was the Dark Tower Whisperdread.
She had 246 kills to her name, in a reign of terror spanning 96 years, before she was slain by the Human hero Mizbo Masteredlengths.
Mizbo appears to have been born into poverty in the year 62, as the fourth son of Takru Blottedanguishes (I assume he had some issues with horrible memories he blotted out with drink) and Naspa Leafprank the Unwelcome Jewels of Seizing. (And I guess we know who wore the pants in
that family...)
At 15 he left home, and began wandering the wilds. No idea yet why. He met and married Sizet Rizenside the next year, herself only 14. As she gave birth to their first daughter the very next year, I assume it was a crossbow wedding.
That same year he was viciously attacked by the goblin Azstrog Seduceraces the Maligned Pearl of Famines, and was wounded in the lower body. This injury doesn't seem to have inhibited him in any way, as he managed to father 9 children, six of whom are still alive. He is a member of The Confederation of Filling, The High Order, and The Mighty Fellowship.
I love World Gen.
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