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Author Topic: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)  (Read 5086 times)

KaelGotDwarves

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 06:17:41 pm »
There was a priest who told me to "experience murder" or something of the sort, so I killed him.
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Dragooble

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 08:05:12 pm »
i committed suicide because "consider suicide" was so stupid i just-
wait a minute...
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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2009, 08:59:27 pm »
"You must experience death."

Priest, you don't even know how true that is.  I remembered his words when, after killing forty kobolds in a cave, one got in a lucky throat-piercing hit with a copper spear.
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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2009, 06:10:26 pm »
In this human civ, called "The Modest Civilisation", I was told the (roughly) following:

"When waking up in the morning, consider victory."
"Give yourself to Chaos."

So I gave in to Khorne and started on a rampage through towns belonging to other human civs. ;D
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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 11:18:48 pm »
Quote from: KaelGotDwarves on March 25, 2009, 06:17:41 pm
There was a priest who told me to "experience murder" or something of the sort, so I killed him.
That is very sigworthy.
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 02:40:21 pm »
Life is, in a word, rape.
When waking up in the morning, consider incest.

This is a strange world.
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Sartorius

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2009, 02:14:15 am »
In Sig.
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"Life is, in a word, trade."
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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2009, 12:01:39 pm »
Quote from: Dragooble on March 23, 2009, 08:12:30 pm
ke to know how that is possible, even with incest.

Umxu's mother/father has a sister. Then, Umxu's parents have a child: Umxu. Umxu marries his mother's/father's siter. Umxu's parents have another child. Umxu is the uncle (by marriage) of his brother.

OR: Umxu's father/mother is Umxu's grandfather/-mother: he then is his father/mother's brother and the uncle of his brother.
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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2009, 09:36:25 pm »
looks like these are taken from the spheres, looking for some good ones now...
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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2009, 02:53:03 pm »
Life is, in a word, death.
Yep. They... they really said that.
Incidentally, it was a goblin dark fortress that happened to be built on a chasm.

Fitting, really.
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Well that went better than expected.  He went nuts and punched a rabbit to death, then the dogs and the whole dining hall ripped him to shreds.

TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2009, 07:29:25 am »
Once a priest said to me "life is, in a word, sacrifice." so I pushed him into the temple pool.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2009, 04:06:32 pm »
Quote from: Kidiri on April 20, 2009, 12:01:39 pm
Quote from: Dragooble on March 23, 2009, 08:12:30 pm
ke to know how that is possible, even with incest.

Umxu's mother/father has a sister. Then, Umxu's parents have a child: Umxu. Umxu marries his mother's/father's siter. Umxu's parents have another child. Umxu is the uncle (by marriage) of his brother.

OR: Umxu's father/mother is Umxu's grandfather/-mother: he then is his father/mother's brother and the uncle of his brother.

Reminds me of the Hapsburgs of Spain.
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
...I keep searching for my family's raw files, for modding them.

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2009, 01:22:49 am »
Quote from: Deimos56 on April 23, 2009, 02:53:03 pm
Life is, in a word, death.
Yep. They... they really said that.

Life is death, actually.  But perhaps I've been reading too much Rilke.
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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2009, 02:05:11 am »
Life is, in a word, pregnancy.

Remember that one?
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Luraien

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Re: Dear lord... Dear, Dear lord. (Life, in a word)
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2009, 11:48:04 am »
I'm shocked none of the Dwarves I've greeted so far have said "magma".
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